2023-03-10 at 2:50 PM UTC
aldra
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yeah I saw someone on pol predicting that last night, saying it was going to cascade
2023-03-11 at 3:10 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
apparently around half of all US and israeli tech startups were involved with SVB
2023-03-11 at 7:04 AM UTC
I never hear about these companies like FTXor silver bank like literaLLY who??/ oh half the economy was involved with them? Wow that's so sad!
It only sucks because it just leads to more regulation making it impossible for the little guy to compete with the sea of red tape
2023-03-11 at 7:31 AM UTC
the kulaks are getting liquidated
2023-03-12 at 3:16 PM UTC
So the bank itself was a woke shithole, but was making money.
Then Peter Thiel comes along and organised a run on the bank using his "Founders" fund cartel. Many companies in the fund had money with SIVB, and they withdrew their money all together, on the same day.
The result was a $42 billion bank run. No bank could withstand that, since no bank would have that much cash on hand.
And no one even seems to notice what he did.
2023-03-12 at 3:21 PM UTC
they probably doped their fuckin silicon too much lmao
peter thiel is a motherfucking terminator conspirator hes tryna merk the whole human race
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2023-03-12 at 3:49 PM UTC
Oprah and Harry and Megan had money in SIVB, and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation only guarantees the first $250k of bank deposits. As hilarious and well deserved it'd be if they lost money, I expect the yanks will do with this SIVB what they did with Anglo Irish Bank in Dublin, and set up a special purpose vehicle to wind it up. Just like with Anglo Irish I expect depositors and bondholders will be made whole, at the taxpayer's expense.
Although apparently retarded yanks are worried about the $200 they have in Wells Fargo now, and some people are expecting carnage at open on monday.
2023-03-12 at 11:17 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
May you live in interesting times.
Chine's curse.
A few people are going to become rich but most will be robbed blind.
2023-03-13 at 2:40 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
uh oh!
can almost guarantee they're going to blame any BAD THING HAPPAN on talk of bank runs spreading through social media and demand mechanisms to rapidly censor and punish anyone who talks about them
and for convenience, the new mechanism will be generalised and easily applied to any trend
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