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  1. #1
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    lol what the fuck, never heard of them



    Shadow banking is the future folx i'm telling you these scam banks are all scams
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah I saw someone on pol predicting that last night, saying it was going to cascade
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Silvergate tanked too



    lol
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    apparently around half of all US and israeli tech startups were involved with SVB
  5. #5
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I never hear about these companies like FTXor silver bank like literaLLY who??/ oh half the economy was involved with them? Wow that's so sad!

    It only sucks because it just leads to more regulation making it impossible for the little guy to compete with the sea of red tape
  6. #6
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the kulaks are getting liquidated
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I never hear about these companies like FTXor silver bank like literaLLY who??/ oh half the economy was involved with them? Wow that's so sad!

    It only sucks because it just leads to more regulation making it impossible for the little guy to compete with the sea of red tape

    its due to lack of regulation and abolishment of glass-steven-segal that enabled messes like this to happen.
  8. #8
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its due to lack of regulation and abolishment of glass-steven-segal that enabled messes like this to happen.

    well that's your opinion I guess, some would say the oppsite that regulations and the SEC ignoring Bitcoin mutual funds lead to this kind of 1920's pump and dump scam market, they were unwilling to even consider it at all
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce well that's your opinion I guess, some would say the oppsite that regulations and the SEC ignoring Bitcoin mutual funds lead to this kind of 1920's pump and dump scam market, they were unwilling to even consider it at all

    theres nothing scammy about SVB other than theyre using too much of their depositors money to invest in startups.

    its just a classic jéw engineered bank run.
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres nothing scammy about SVB other than theyre using too much of their depositors money to invest in startups.

    its just a classic jéw engineered bank run.

    unironically might be the case - something like 500 israeli startups had their contracts transferred from israeli banks to SVB as a protest against some government policy a few weeks before it tanked
  11. #11
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres nothing scammy about SVB other than theyre using too much of their depositors money to invest in startups.

    its just a classic jéw engineered bank run.

    right im sure if I tried the same thing I wouldn't have my door kicked in after 1 week *rolls eyes* HES A CRIMINAL!!!
  12. #12
    Originally posted by aldra unironically might be the case - something like 500 israeli startups had their contracts transferred from israeli banks to SVB as a protest against some government policy a few weeks before it tanked

    if the fed doesnt do its job right to contain it the dominos are going to start to fall.

    or maybe this is the intent, as it is the prerequisite for the profound reset.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce right im sure if I tried the same thing I wouldn't have my door kicked in after 1 week *rolls eyes* HES A CRIMINAL!!!

    only if you dump a majority of your own companys stocks days before your prolapse begun.

    literally prolapse and going into the negatives.
  14. #14
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    So the bank itself was a woke shithole, but was making money.

    Then Peter Thiel comes along and organised a run on the bank using his "Founders" fund cartel. Many companies in the fund had money with SIVB, and they withdrew their money all together, on the same day.

    The result was a $42 billion bank run. No bank could withstand that, since no bank would have that much cash on hand.

    And no one even seems to notice what he did.
  15. #15
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    they probably doped their fuckin silicon too much lmao

    peter thiel is a motherfucking terminator conspirator hes tryna merk the whole human race
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  16. #16
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Oprah and Harry and Megan had money in SIVB, and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation only guarantees the first $250k of bank deposits. As hilarious and well deserved it'd be if they lost money, I expect the yanks will do with this SIVB what they did with Anglo Irish Bank in Dublin, and set up a special purpose vehicle to wind it up. Just like with Anglo Irish I expect depositors and bondholders will be made whole, at the taxpayer's expense.

    Although apparently retarded yanks are worried about the $200 they have in Wells Fargo now, and some people are expecting carnage at open on monday.
  17. #17
    prolapse

    prolapse

    prolapse
  18. #18
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    May you live in interesting times.
    Chine's curse.
    A few people are going to become rich but most will be robbed blind.
  19. #19
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by AngryOnion May you live in interesting times.
    Chine's curse.
    A few people are going to become rich but most will be robbed blind.

    I keep my weealth in USDT
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    uh oh!

    can almost guarantee they're going to blame any BAD THING HAPPAN on talk of bank runs spreading through social media and demand mechanisms to rapidly censor and punish anyone who talks about them

    and for convenience, the new mechanism will be generalised and easily applied to any trend
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