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Has anybody had a pleasant interaction with a negro recently?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, of each other, were you respectful and considerate? Did you treat each other decently?
  2. #2
    The CH Robinson truck driver guy that came a few days ago was probably my last interaction. Truck drivers always seem to be on the defensive at first but once you ask them how they are doin and smile at them it puts them at ease...after that he was quite affable talking about Houston traffic and the weather.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The CH Robinson truck driver guy that came a few days ago was probably my last interaction. Truck drivers always seem to be on the defensive at first but once you ask them how they are doin and smile at them it puts them at ease…after that he was quite affable talking about Houston traffic and the weather.

    Why do you think that truck drivers are typically defensive at first?
  4. #4
    Originally posted by WellHung Why do you think that truck drivers are typically defensive at first?

    Experience has shown they are incredibly lazy..many feel it is their job to ONLY drive up to the facility and not offer any help or equipment to offload the truck, so they are naturally weary when they see you approaching them because in their mind they are thinking "Ok this twat is going to ask me to do something that is outside the scope of my job"

    ...when you instead smile and say "Hey hows it going, there's coffee inside if you want to grab one" their defenses fall like the shields on the USS Enterprise...then when he's enjoying his coffee you uncloak your Klingon Warbird and say "Hey, come give us a hand with these pallets mate"
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Experience has shown they are incredibly lazy..many feel it is their job to ONLY drive up to the facility and not offer any help or equipment to offload the truck, so they are naturally weary when they see you approaching them because in their mind they are thinking "Ok this twat is going to ask me to do something that is outside the scope of my job"

    …when you instead smile and say "Hey hows it going, there's coffee inside if you want to grab one" their defenses fall like the shields on the USS Enterprise…then when he's enjoying his coffee you uncloak your Klingon Warbird and say "Hey, come give us a hand with these pallets mate"

    Thats hoe polish poster workers are deliveribg mail.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Wariat Thats hoe polish poster workers are deliveribg mail.

    Yeah not really the same thing brahhhh
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya bruh goin to ur mailbox is a bit different mate than droppin off a skid of parts
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    One gave me a tip at work recently and we aren't a tipping type place at all.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Bradley ya bruh goin to ur mailbox is a bit different mate than droppin off a skid of parts

    More like they wobt cone to ur doir or call you ahead of tine and botger yiu calling at various hours of the day to grt you to come diwb uf you live higher without an ejevator at building.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Nigs?
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    Originally posted by Wariat More like they wobt cone to ur doir or call you ahead of tine and botger yiu calling at various hours of the day to grt you to come diwb uf you live higher without an ejevator at building.

    ...and this guy wants to be an English teacher.
  13. #13
    i saw an old, large and fat white female like between 50-55 walking together with an uppity 30 year old negro that made me sick to my stomick.

    why do negroes have to walk with their arms swinging like apes.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i saw an old, large and fat white female like between 50-55 walking together with an uppity 30 year old negro that made me sick to my stomick.

    why do negroes have to walk with their arms swinging like apes.

    How do you swing your arms vinny?
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …and this guy wants to be an English teacher.

    english teacher means child molestor in local nomenclature.
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  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How do you swing your arms vinny?

    i dont do negroes.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont do negroes.

    non sequitur.

    I asked how you swing your arms.
  18. #18
    What's the plan for this weekend vinny...working and moped-ing again?
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson non sequitur.

    I asked how you swing your arms.

    like i said, i dont swing my arms while walking like negroes do.

    i just cross my arms when walking around women and children so theres no accidental touching.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's the plan for this weekend vinny…working and moped-ing again?

    no, my ass still hurts from mopeding around for 6-7 hours last 2 weeks or so.

    not really hurts but the memory is still fresh.
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