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  1. dat "cabinet" so loose
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Don’t think sexual thoughts about me … ever in your life lol
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Rutgers vs Michigan
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    watching dr phil
  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    watching Dr Oz
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  6. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Watching yer maw
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Listening to Deftones mentally checked out from work ready to do some droogz
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  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    going snowmobiling
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Don’t think sexual thoughts about me … ever in your life lol

    to late, I kinda wanna get suked off my them big soft lips
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  10. Sweet African Astronaut
    More like the penistones
  11. Well, they did use a baby mammoth's trunk to do their dishes.
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    A mammoth's trunk isn't a penis, gross
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    30 mile ride, it kinda sucked cuz 20 other sleds were out all day killing the trail, bump after bump if not bumps then mud or rocks, season is almost over
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Twerking
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    same

    sometimes to get the day started right instead of drying off with a towel after showering I twerk hard and flail my body around sploo style. by sometimes I mean I did that one time but I remember doing it and it made me laugh to myself while doing it so I might start doing it again.
  16. Originally posted by Sweet A mammoth's trunk isn't a penis, gross

    A trunk and a penis have similar capabilities.
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A trunk and a penis have similar capabilities.

    Like picking up peanuts off the ground and bringing it up to your mouth?
  18. Originally posted by Rape Monster Like picking up peanuts off the ground and bringing it up to your mouth?

    Thinkin' more helicopter and squirt.
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Helicopter piss maneuver
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT to late, I kinda wanna get suked off my them big soft lips

    Lmao shattap😘💖
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