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i reeled one in finally guys

  1. #21
    Pro Tip.

    Don't mention ass licking UNTIL you have her tied to your bed.
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked ask if she eats ass. You should ask she probably wants to but is to afraid of that youll think sheas a whore

    Wariat don't do this.

    Get drunk, get naked, invite her over, and surprise her with your big white cock
  3. #23
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Bradley Wariat don't do this.

    Get drunk, get naked, invite her over, and surprise her with your big white cock

    That means take at least 3 viagras
  5. #25
    Originally posted by RIPtotse It should be a global sitcom where the entire world can laugh at wariat and throw tomatoes and shit at him when they see him

    But honestly nevermind cuz that might actually get.him vagina

    What if under 18 yr Olds are wariats cryptonite and he actually can't achieve his goal because it's genetically embedded in him and he'll die if he gets too close

    an infinite sitcom like Nothing, Forever that uses chatGPT and automated animation to script a show about a polish nonce and his never ending quest to jerk off in front of children. Every episode he tells us he met a new child who will do some new depraved sex acts.

    HEY FUYS AM GOING TO DO IT. This little girl is so filthy you wouldnt even believe it wow. When her grandma leavestomorrow she said we can watch movies and will put feeder mice into her anos and i can poop and put my asshole in her asshole like a dirty bitch.

    WISH ME LUCK
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  6. #26
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pro Tip.

    Don't mention ass licking UNTIL you have her tied to your bed.

    Thats faggot shit. Be a man and put yr cocks on the table and let the crumbs fall where they may
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Wariat Lol her nick on somethibg is icameinaideu
  8. #28
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Thats faggot shit. Be a man and put yr cocks on the table and let the crumbs fall where they may

    REAL men don't offer information ahead of time.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Bradley He has erectile dysfunction now

    Yeah bc he fucked peskytravels
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men don't offer information ahead of time.

    REALLY REAL men offer all parameters and logistical information up front and then impose their will regardless
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah bc he fucked peskytravels

    Who is that? I was talking about wariat
  12. #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    crazy thing is ive been suffering from diarrea since yesterdsy from esting indisn food like watery sauirty not chunky tho.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Bradley Who is that? I was talking about wariat

    A fellow autistic alcoholic chick who has an inexplicable boner for Poland and lived there for a while or some shit

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  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hate to sound like a broken record but that's a very male shaped face.

    maybe you'll get to swordfight in the shower
  15. #35
    when shapped charge meets reactive armor
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hate to sound like a broken record but that's a very male shaped face.

    roshambo found his way to poland
  17. #37
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Shes actually 16 turning 17 in july.
  18. #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Im wirh her right now but she doesnt want to ce over today.
  19. #39
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    She got
    Out of a mentlw hospital recently
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Wariat im hoping to get my dick sucked and my asshole licked deep inside the tounge.

    how do u lick deep inside a tongue you stupid asshole
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