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i reeled one in finally guys

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im gonna meet this chick who is like fucking alternative or goth or punk rock or some weird shit under 18or she is 17 she says who lives in this town and im taking her out for coffee. at first she was hesitsnt aksing how old i am etc and i finally revealed 38 and she still wants to meet. im gonna need some sdvice or tips how to fuck her guys or get my dick sucked by a 17 yr old ss usually it ends with me just spending money and failure and i need to be more agressive. im thinking of inviting her to my place and just getting nude right away or after i come out of the bathroom and telling her come here and start sucking that dick.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hmm
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im hoping to get my dick sucked and my asshole licked deep inside the tounge.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hmm
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    As soon as you see her shit your pants and act like nothing is wrong and if she says something about it berate her and tell her she is the one that stinks

    Idk it works for me
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Wariat im gonna meet

    ...so you haven't reeled one in then...
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im gonna try to butt fuck a 17 yr old.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Wariat im gonna try to butt fuck a 17 yr old.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Wariat

    Hate to sound like a broken record but that's a very male shaped face.
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat im gonna try to butt fuck a 17 yr old.

    Die plz
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hmm
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i want to get my ass licked so bad…
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Wariat she claims she is like an orphan or lives in a hostel or some shit.

    Have you seen that movie Hostel?
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    The idea of you molesting children used to make me furious, but the fact that youre so terrible at it makes it HILARIOUS.

    You actually make for a good stand up joke about tiers of pedophiles. Chad Epsteins vs betacuck oldje watchers

    “So yeah this 13 year old on tiktok said shed come tongue my ass clean but she needed me to cashapp her $60 for a bus pass. 2 days later and shes ghosting me. Thats the thing with this generation is theyre oversexualized and with NO INTEGRITY”
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  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat im gonna meet this chick who is like fucking alternative or goth or punk rock or some weird shit under 18or she is 17 she says who lives in this town and im taking her out for coffee. at first she was hesitsnt aksing how old i am etc and i finally revealed 38 and she still wants to meet. im gonna need some sdvice or tips how to fuck her guys or get my dick sucked by a 17 yr old ss usually it ends with me just spending money and failure and i need to be more agressive. im thinking of inviting her to my place and just getting nude right away or after i come out of the bathroom and telling her come here and start sucking that dick.

    I think you should get really drunk before you do it. Wariat are you sure you can get hard when she comes over to you? Do u have Zoloty if she requires money
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat im hoping to do some nasty ass shit todsy like putting pressure on her like they do on fscial abuse to take it up the ass or something.

    Why is that your new fetish bro
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked The idea of you molesting children used to make me furious, but the fact that youre so terrible at it makes it HILARIOUS.

    You actually make for a good stand up joke about tiers of pedophiles. Chad Epsteins vs betacuck oldje watchers

    “So yeah this 13 year old on tiktok said shed come tongue my ass clean but she needed me to cashapp her $60 for a bus pass. 2 days later and shes ghosting me. Thats the thing with this generation is theyre oversexualized and with NO INTEGRITY”

    It should be a global sitcom where the entire world can laugh at wariat and throw tomatoes and shit at him when they see him

    But honestly nevermind cuz that might actually get.him vagina

    What if under 18 yr Olds are wariats cryptonite and he actually can't achieve his goal because it's genetically embedded in him and he'll die if he gets too close
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    ask if she eats ass. You should ask she probably wants to but is to afraid of that youll think sheas a whore
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse It should be a global sitcom where the entire world can laugh at wariat and throw tomatoes and shit at him when they see him

    But honestly nevermind cuz that might actually get.him vagina

    What if under 18 yr Olds are wariats cryptonite and he actually can't achieve his goal because it's genetically embedded in him and he'll die if he gets too close

    He has erectile dysfunction now
  20. #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yah definitely ask her the most vulgar shit possible it's like a 90% chance she likes.to get fucked by dogs and shit u like
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