Originally posted by trippymindfuk
I would just avoid the self checkout altogether, just grab some stuff, find a blind spot, stuff it in your pants (wear loose clothes) and walk out. It's definitely better than starving.
why would you avoid the elf check out? YOu can get 1/3 of the items for free if you don't look like a ratface tweaker
People actually listen to the robots? They got all kinds of anti theft shit at stores nowadays but everyone usually just ignores it because it goes off constantly all the time for no reason just walking into the store BEEP BEEP BEEP like yeah okay , I say "Okay this is a robbery everyone on the floor" and the person resetting the alarm just laughs
I've never seen that stuff catch anything. I used to steal so I know you gotta stretch and yawn with it in your sleeve raise it above the thing, all the lil tricks . Who the fuck stealth steals anymoer lol I think people just say fuck it and yeet the whole cart just push it past checkout, to your car, load it up and drive away??? if someone follows you out say FUCK OFF I GOT ME RECEIPT!! GET A REAL JOB YOU RENT A COP GOOF and gtfo before they call the real cops
Originally posted by aldra
these ones actually stop you from paying or continuing until you take everything out of the trolley
Like a gate or something? Because a person isn't gonna stop me that's for sure. Using a computer gate is bullshit becuase nobody is willing to risk breaking some expensive thing, I avoid stores with too much gay security like PUT YOUR BAG IN LOCKER ?? how about NO
dude just misscan things as your scanning them through, if you have big human hands (Instead of ratface pinchers) you can hold three or four items, just make sure the bottom one is some bullshit like a ramen noodle or yogurt or some thing for under a dollar, do like big arcing swings over the scanner like you're some dumb hill billy who shouldn't be running a cash register scanner anyway, so just deep doop doop doop, and i always use my food stamp card cuz let's be real my nigga, i'm not CHEATING THE SYSTEM i'm just some retarded ass nigga here trying to buy some groceries, oh the shrimp didn't ring up, or the steak, or the beef jerky, oh dear only 2 of the 16 bang energy drinks range up (a savings of 33$ in one fell swoopp_) sorry i was never trained on the scanner, im doing my best, hey look i scanned (four items instead of the one in my cart) where is MY remibursemenet for those 3 yogurts i didn't get, I think ur scanner is broken, u know what i would like to just pay for everything With a REAL cashier, cuz there is no harm no foul and u caught me, u got me fuck faces now i'll pay everything with my biden bucks but real recognize real nigga imma just go to ad ifferent grocery store and do the same shit again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u can't steal 22 items and pay for a bottle of diet coke for 2.12$ that's some gone yesterday shit that worked in 1989 but not since they had the bare minimum of 'awareness' that iv'e been stealing in 201x when i learned how to really vibe wit it nigga, but if you pay for 8 items and you have 16 in your cart, make sure one of them is a case of water and you're probably gonna stay hydrated, make sure you pay for dat water, when they DO bother you, hadn them the receipt with the water on it and keep walkin my nigga, 10/10 success, even spectral at Kmart couldn't drop me
Originally posted by Bradley
dude just misscan things as your scanning them through, if you have big human hands (Instead of ratface pinchers) you can hold three or four items, just make sure the bottom one is some bullshit like a ramen noodle or yogurt or some thing for under a dollar, do like big arcing swings over the scanner like you're some dumb hill billy who shouldn't be running a cash register scanner anyway, so just deep doop doop doop, and i always use my food stamp card cuz let's be real my nigga, i'm not CHEATING THE SYSTEM i'm just some retarded ass nigga here trying to buy some groceries, oh the shrimp didn't ring up, or the steak, or the beef jerky, oh dear only 2 of the 16 bang energy drinks range up (a savings of 33$ in one fell swoopp_) sorry i was never trained on the scanner, im doing my best, hey look i scanned (four items instead of the one in my cart) where is MY remibursemenet for those 3 yogurts i didn't get, I think ur scanner is broken, u know what i would like to just pay for everything With a REAL cashier, cuz there is no harm no foul and u caught me, u got me fuck faces now i'll pay everything with my biden bucks but real recognize real nigga imma just go to ad ifferent grocery store and do the same shit again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
things have mass.
over here the self checkout have a built-in scale where you put tge item youve scanned.
it will display error messages if the stuff you put on it is too light or too heavy than what was recorded.
