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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult The poor thing, i will pray for her soul

    She was like a robot and isolated. She said if a stranger smiled at her it made her day.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I knew her since she was 15 and last heard from her a year ago. We have matching tattoos.
  3. I wonder how her stock portfolio is doing
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    I gotta get up early on my day off tomorrow and I can’t sleep because I’m too dang excited

    I’m getting a lil sleepy tho 😇
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Dazzorn
  6. Originally posted by jerryb I don't have friends, just people I know. I was a mechanic before I retired and everyone with a piece of shit car wants to be my friend. Fuck them, pay me nigga.

    the older you get, the looser your definition of the word "friend" gets.
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh I know those calls

    "Hey how are you doing?"
    "Good, how are you"
    "Great! Hey I have a problem with my computer…"

    i want you to meet my new friend, youtube,

    youtube, this is john.
  8. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tell that to the peanut butter people.

    tell me more about these peanut butter people
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Some more calories to burn before I hit my daily target so gonna have a wank until it pings brb



    Mmm ping ling
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I know he packing a big egg roll …


    Ot

    Amaaaazinngg 😇
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Happy the storm they predicted didn’t actually turn out as bad as they said it would.
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    how to make gangstalkers like me more

  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Yeah niggers shOULD keep their own bananas not get imports KISS MAH TEEF
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by Grylls Some more calories to burn before I hit my daily target so gonna have a wank until it pings brb



    Mmm ping ling

    gross weight
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Wondering why I stopped drinking when I function so much better drunk. I got a lot done so feel better.
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Kafka Wondering why I stopped drinking when I function so much better drunk. I got a lot done so feel better.

    FUCKIN FHCKEN FUCKTION
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I drive way better drunk than I do sober. I know this because it's how I feel. That makes it true. These bitches will never know.
  19. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Been lightweight depressed the last few days, been stuck in my head and it makes me think about stuff that gets me down and out. Trying my best to be alright though.
  20. Sweet African Astronaut
    About to fuck my girlfriend
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