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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    My Exothermic Pulsefire® UBF (Underbarrel Flamethrower) arrived today. It can use either gasoline or a gasoline diesel mix of up to 50% diesel. With .25 gallon fuel capacity it is capable of up to a 20 second sustained .072" solid stream at a distance of 25 to 30 feet.

    It mounts under the barrel of most rifles equipped with a handguard which has a bottom picatiny rail.

    Length 16 inches
    Width 5 inches
    Height 9 inches
    Weight 6.0 lbs
    With a 2200 mAh lithium ion 3 cell rechargeable battery.

    I plan to mount under the Ruger SFAR which the ATf just gave a release order on late this afternoon. I'll pick it up early tomorrow and will be roasting the desert by tomorrow afternoon.

    Yes there will be a video so I am open to suggestions on what (within reason) you would like to see blasted by it.







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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    ill bring the masturbation videos
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    If you wanna jerk off to a flamethrower I'm not gonna judge you but I'm not gonna watch either.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    do you have tracers? take long exposure photosd
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    looks like a peristaltic pump

    I made a flamethrower with those in the past but the fuel kept fucking up the tubing
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you wanna jerk off to a flamethrower I'm not gonna judge you but I'm not gonna watch either.

    you dont have to lie
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra do you have tracers? take long exposure photosd

    Yes, I have tracers in 5.56x45mm NATO, .300 AAC Blackout, and 7.62×51mm NATO.

    I plan on recording it with my GoPro Hero 11.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    would be cool to put fuel in some paint drums or something similar, seal them, then you can spray fire on them so when you shoot holes in them they burst
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    not just anyone but ones that deserve it
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra would be cool to put fuel in some paint drums or something similar, seal them, then you can spray fire on them so when you shoot holes in them they burst

    I have some old 1 gallon paint cans I'll give that a go just for you.

    I also have an old gas oven with a propane regulator. The igniter is toast and it is so old a replacement is no longer available. I've been thinking about what I could do with it and one these from Walmart.



    Before I got the flamethrower I was thinking something along the lines of putting 10 pounds of tannerite, letting it fill with propane, and popping it with a 7.62 NATO tracer.

    But 25 to 30 feet is way to close to hit that setup with a flamethrower.

    Any ideas?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I probably wouldn't risk that, not sure how far away you'd have to be to blow those propane tanks safely. even if you think you're safe you might still catch random shrapnel or get your ears popped


    ***oh you mean emptying the tank into the oven, yeah way less risky
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra I probably wouldn't risk that, not sure how far away you'd have to be to blow those propane tanks safely. even if you think you're safe you might still catch random shrapnel or get your ears popped


    ***oh you mean emptying the tank into the oven, yeah way less risky

    Yeah, I have a flexible gas line to hook up to the regulator and the tank. My private shooting range is just under 500 meters. More than enough distance for safety. With the Mossberg Patriot Night Train chambered in 7.62 NATO and customized with MTD furniture would be a pretty easy shot even at 600 meters.

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Exothermic Pulsefire® UBF mounted under a Rock Island Armory VRF14 autoloader 12 gauge with a 14" barrel.

    It feels as if it would be well suited to an urban warfare environment as a room to room clearing solution.





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    In sure that will protect you from all the fire bugs in your wooden house with wood furniture
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  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult

    It must suck to be a broke dick like you who can't afford fun toys.
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    Who says I can't? You buy cheap useless crap LOOK MAH A BIG OLDJE FLAME like wow cool I can do that with a can of axe and a lighter -_-
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes there will be a video so I am open to suggestions on what (within reason) you would like to see blasted by it.

    no thanks.

    unless your firing it at a live human being or a negroe, it'll just be a video of you masturbating into inanimate objects via yiur latest surrogate phalus.
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    Originally posted by aldra looks like a peristaltic pump

    I made a flamethrower with those in the past but the fuel kept fucking up the tubing

    try silicon tubes.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It feels as if it would be well suited to an urban warfare environment as a room to room clearing solution.

    ja sure, burn down the building yiur in while clearing a room in it.

    very smart and way to get norminated for a few darvin awards,
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    An ostrich egg
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