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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I have a small fear I'm losing all my eggs or it's cancer and they're permanently destroyed.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I'm thinking about what I want my husband to be like, this is how I know I'll never find one:

    - Engineer (it's the most autistic profession)
    - Loves me as much as my dad did
    - Stylish (preferably cottagecore style)
    - Ginger
    - Can support me financially (I do want to have my own company but there may be times when I'm too mentally ill)
    - Ambitious
    - Leaves me alone (I need to be a hermit at times)
    - Doesn't expect me to cook everyday or even eat with them
    - Is fine supporting my coke habit and Botox if need be
    - Surprises me with gifts
    - Is fine paying for a surrogate mother
    - Feminist
    - Bookworm
    - Into DDLG but not an extreme way
    - Separate bedrooms
    - Doesn't try to stop me
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    gators & snakes in the Glades
  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    My bird has a pet cat.

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  5. Kafka sweaty
    I might make a manifestation mood board, I can't get what I want if I never think about it.
  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor My bird has a pet cat.


    Tee hee. Is that furreal?
  8. Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking about what I want my husband to be like, this is how I know I'll never find one:

    - Engineer (it's the most autistic profession)
    - Loves me as much as my dad did
    - Stylish (preferably cottagecore style)
    - Ginger
    - Can support me financially (I do want to have my own company but there may be times when I'm too mentally ill)
    - Ambitious
    - Leaves me alone (I need to be a hermit at times)
    - Doesn't expect me to cook everyday or even eat with them
    - Is fine supporting my coke habit and Botox if need be
    - Surprises me with gifts
    - Is fine paying for a surrogate mother
    - Feminist
    - Bookworm
    - Into DDLG but not an extreme way
    - Separate bedrooms
    - Doesn't try to stop me

    LOL

    make this your tinder profile YOU NEEVER KNOW
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Forgot to add 7 inches
  10. If your list of a perfect or ideal has more than like 1-3 things I think the chances are pretty fucking slim. My mom is the same way and she has been looking her entire life, I hope she can find someone but Idk I think she just wants too much out of people.

    I was perfectly fine with the idea of spending the rest of my life alone several years ago. WELCOME TO THE MACHINEEEEEE
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult If your list of a perfect or ideal has more than like 1-3 things I think the chances are pretty fucking slim. My mom is the same way and she has been looking her entire life, I hope she can find someone but Idk I think she just wants too much out of people.

    I was perfectly fine with the idea of spending the rest of my life alone several years ago. WELCOME TO THE MACHINEEEEEE

    Yeah I know I'll never get married but I do seem to be a magnet for special people so I know life won't be dull.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Mik was a miracle, he had the patience to put up with me spamming him for four years, I could be myself with him and we had good sexual chemistry.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    My dating history includes a Romanian model and a coke dealer.
  14. Originally posted by Kafka Mik was a miracle, he had the patience to put up with me spamming him for four years, I could be myself with him and we had good sexual chemistry.

    I notice that

    *plays minecraft*

    isn't on your list, pfftt typical modern women

    yikes, ngmi

    https://beta.character.ai/
  15. Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking about what I want my husband to be like, this is how I know I'll never find one:

    - Engineer (it's the most autistic profession)
    - Loves me as much as my dad did
    - Stylish (preferably cottagecore style)
    - Ginger
    - Can support me financially (I do want to have my own company but there may be times when I'm too mentally ill)
    - Ambitious
    - Leaves me alone (I need to be a hermit at times)
    - Doesn't expect me to cook everyday or even eat with them
    - Is fine supporting my coke habit and Botox if need be
    - Surprises me with gifts
    - Is fine paying for a surrogate mother
    - Feminist
    - Bookworm
    - Into DDLG but not an extreme way
    - Separate bedrooms
    - Doesn't try to stop me

    You really missed out with Red. Not cottagecore bit he wouldve for sure simped on you and done coke with you.
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  16. Originally posted by Kafka Mik was a miracle, he had the patience to put up with me spamming him for four years, I could be myself with him and we had good sexual chemistry.

    i.e- incel, willing to deal with your inane bullshit and autistic ramblings.

    Been there, done that sister.

    He wasnt a miracle he was just very desperate and/or lonely.
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  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked i.e- incel, willing to deal with your inane bullshit and autistic ramblings.

    Been there, done that sister.

    He wasnt a miracle he was just very desperate and/or lonely.

    It was more like Patrick Bateman with his fiance.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Him not being a bookworm was the dealbreaker. I can't be with someone that apathetic. Maybe my higher self wasn't attracted to him.
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    nobody here knows shit about kafka just like you dont know shit about me, a few of you do a little. people dont have to conform to this little american beergarden slutclique to be happy. maybe they just dont want to fuck you and dont like your lifestyle and they dont have to live that way and you shouldnt think that they need to to be happy. the world is way bigger than a few bougie (lets not bullshit ourselves, you can have brown skin and still be bougie as fuck) neighborhoods and there are a lot of people who are just fine existing outside your mostly arbitrary set of social rules.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian bougie

    you are gay
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