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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Phoenix Finna buy some grugs online today gonts. Won't arrive 'til Fridel tho. I'm disappointed in my vendor for deciding to reopen on the one weekday they don't ship packages.

    You should let them know that you're disappointed. Buy me an exit bag.
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  3. Originally posted by Sophie Chronic tolerance is fucked. Nigger i take 250mcg fentanyl solution(Instanyl, look it up it's dope you should try it, matter of fact maybe don't, you'll probably puke your guts out) for nasal administration and top it off with 70mg oxy for breakfast and i won't even be nodding. And by breakfast i mean i snort the oxy too.

    How i am not in a constant stae of withdrawal with this kind of tolerance is beyond me.

    When I came out of surgery, the anaesthesiologist told me that I had to have 200mcg fentanyl during my surgery, and as soon as I came to, he gave me 200mcg more at my request. This was because of my massive tolerance to T-PAIN. I was fucking loving it. I asked for another shot about 45 minutes later, right before I was sent back to my hospital room, but he said if I got another one, he would have to hold me in post-op for another hour (at which point, the shit would be worn off anyway). When I got to my room I got my shitty 5mg of morphine, which did nothing.

    I also made some fentanyl eyedrops a few years ago from fentanyl powder I got off of Sheep's Marketplace. Each drop was 50mcg, and I usually instilled 3 in each eye when I was sober and looking to get fucked up quick. Intraocular fentanyl is awesome. It hits a lot like smoking.
  4. What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

    If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 1337 When I came out of surgery, the anaesthesiologist told me that I had to have 200mcg fentanyl during my surgery, and as soon as I came to, he gave me 200mcg more at my request. This was because of my massive tolerance to T-PAIN. I was fucking loving it. I asked for another shot about 45 minutes later, right before I was sent back to my hospital room, but he said if I got another one, he would have to hold me in post-op for another hour (at which point, the shit would be worn off anyway). When I got to my room I got my shitty 5mg of morphine, which did nothing.

    I also made some fentanyl eyedrops a few years ago from fentanyl powder I got off of Sheep's Marketplace. Each drop was 50mcg, and I usually instilled 3 in each eye when I was sober and looking to get fucked up quick. Intraocular fentanyl is awesome. It hits a lot like smoking.

    That's my pharmacist nigga' 1337 for ya, fentanyl eyedrops, i'll make 'em and take 'em. Zero fucks. Ooo, ooo, fent has always been a topical anesthetic for me. Maybe kind of unrelated but you probably know the answer. If you drop enough topical anesthetic in your eyeball do you go blind temporarily?
  6. I want to buy trenbolone, where do I get trenbolone. I want to turn into a hulking meat mountain.
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Spending five nights at Sophie's
    Yeah just me and your imouto
    If that nigga Freddy jump out imma put him in a choke hold
    The only jump scares she gon' get is if she rides me like a pogo
    Keep them lights off
    Don't check the cameras and never leave the door closed
    I'm chilling and she wants my box
    Don't mind if the animatronics watch
    No fan-fic shit, but I might go grip your oppai while the litte boy films it
    Got a problem with that? Well that's too bad.
    If you try to run you won't get away cause a nigga foxy fast
    Now she getting all nervous on some batteries
    Only 3 AM are you fucking kidding me?
    We got a long night ahead of getting head
    Said you better sit close if you wanna leave
    Well really that's lie, like Bonnie fucking Chika on the left side
    Getting dome in pirates cove a nigga don't hide
    Day three and I love it, don't even wanna go outside
    Like god damn where the fuck I been
    Anywhere but here man
    Lolicon parodies for imoutos go give me a show of hands
    Like clap, clap. See her pantsu when she throw it back
    Up all night with her, insomniac
    Drive her up in my Pontiac
    Always hard me and the weeaboos; OG
    Ask her where she's been, she'll tell you Sophie's
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    #TeamImouto #LoliLyfe #SisCon #Senpaism

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  9. Originally posted by Captain Falcon I want to buy trenbolone, where do I get trenbolone. I want to turn into a hulking meat mountain.

    like... the instument? i don't think playing trenbelone is going bulk you up all that much
  10. Originally posted by mmQ I call it pot, like a pot you'd plant something in. Get it??

    Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Cringe pots
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  11. I haven't done codeine in fucking ages, I can't even remember the last time. I went and got some today because it's been too long. Hello old friend
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie In general, one places the sugar on the glass before pouring liquid inside. Why? Because you make the top of the glass wet by putting it upside down in some water and then in some sugar/salt/flubro.

    Other than that, sounds like a dope drink.

    I'll be in Holland in a couple weeks. Act like you are smarter than me (you are not) one more time and I'll give you a Death Sentence enema.

    I'll dip the glass in water and add sugar BEFORE I add the other shit and shove it up your asshole. Just for you. <3
  13. We should have an Amsterdam meetup.

    Me, you, Sophie and bling. That'd be a delightfully fucked up weekend
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  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Bundy seems to work for you, mmQ. You seem like you're having fun again.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'll be in Holland in a couple weeks. Act like you are smarter than me (you are not) one more time and I'll give you a Death Sentence enema.

    I'll dip the glass in water and add sugar BEFORE I add the other shit and shove it up your asshole. Just for you. <3

    Well i would argue expertise(Amount of knowledge) certainly is a contributing factor to intelligence, but not the be all and end all of it.

    Also, whatcha be doing here, besides hookers and weed.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by reject We should have an Amsterdam meetup.

    Me, you, Sophie and bling. That'd be a delightfully fucked up weekend

    I'll have female company with me.

    LETS FUCKING GO HAM! AMSTERHAM!
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie Well i would argue expertise(Amount of knowledge) certainly is a contributing factor to intelligence, but not the be all and end all of it.

    Also, whatcha be doing here, besides hookers and weed.

    I'd argue that you are going to LOVE that enema, buddy.

    Just traveling, actually. Having a good time.
  18. Originally posted by RisiR † I'll have female company with me.

    LETS FUCKING GO HAM! AMSTERHAM!

    I'll rent a hooker for the weekend.

    Realistically this isn't guna happen but we could, flights or ferries are pretty cheap, and it'd be fun as shit, one of us will OD. Guaranteed. I'd happily meet you all. Might take a blade with me just in case.
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  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Boxcutter ALLDAY ERRDAY!
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject I'll rent a hooker for the weekend.

    Realistically this isn't guna happen but we could, flights or ferries are pretty cheap, and it'd be fun as shit, one of us will OD. Guaranteed. I'd happily meet you all. Might take a blade with me just in case.

    Don't worry i'll be wearing a suicide vest in case shit hits the fan. Also, i can get on the train right now and be in Amsterdam in a jiffy, we'll smoke a spliffy.

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