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Whats the scariest thing thats ever happened to you?
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2017-05-17 at 11:24 AM UTC
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2017-05-17 at 11:25 AM UTCOh, I thought you meant the extra lines in my quotes or whatever. Oops
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2017-05-17 at 11:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Can't say I've ever heard MN included in the states generally associated with family fucking jokes.
Outside of Rochester and the twin cities it's just as bad as Kentucky, just with more lakes. You'd be surprised how many northern deepwoods types fly confederate flags and fuck animals and families -
2017-05-17 at 11:27 AM UTCI don't get scared.
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2017-05-17 at 11:33 AM UTCI could be in MN in 5 minutes. I don't know how or what or why or whatever but having lived up here in this neck of the woods my entire life mostly I can say that I've literally seen one confederate flag laden truck and that was when I was in high school. I've genuinely never heard someone refer to Minnesotans as family fuckers or rednecks, though I do know where you're coming from. Lots of those lakes are just filled in the summer with people from surrounding states. We certainly have a hillbilly population but it's certainly not as prevelant as your Kentuckys or Alabamas.
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2017-05-17 at 11:38 AM UTCDunno, walking like 2 or 3 miles in the dark down a narrow path with no street lights and cars whizzing past me just feet away at 70mph whilst I was on 300ug LSD was pretty intense if nothing else
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2017-05-17 at 11:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I could be in MN in 5 minutes. I don't know how or what or why or whatever but having lived up here in this neck of the woods my entire life mostly I can say that I've literally seen one confederate flag laden truck and that was when I was in high school. I've genuinely never heard someone refer to Minnesotans as family fuckers or rednecks, though I do know where you're coming from. Lots of those lakes are just filled in the summer with people from surrounding states. We certainly have a hillbilly population but it's certainly not as prevelant as your Kentuckys or Alabamas.
There has been a rise in recent years. The controversy a while back about removing the flag in the south sold many up here. Don't get me wrong, I love my state, but the further north you go, a d the smaller communities you reside in, the more you see. I'm not disagreeing with you in regards to the deep South. Alabama and Tennessee almost certainly has a greater density of inbreeders than anywhere else in this country. Certainly more than minnesota. It was just a comparison in hyperbole -
2017-05-17 at 12:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by DocFoster Accidentally shot myself in the face with a bow in the woods. Was hanging out with the neighborhood bully because I had no other friends, and one who beat me was better than the ones who beat me only. He'd just gotten a bow and so we went out into the Minnesota woods to shoot it. We stole tons of yard ornaments from the rich private property we lived near. We set up a range far from home. Shooting went well mostly. Shooting at hard targets resulted in a few ricocheted shots, but nothing dangerous.
Then one did, and it hit me in the mouth. Lodged in my head. Fucker knocked me right down. He saw the arrow in my head and me on my back and legged it. Left me for dead. Took me a while to get back up. Blood all over my shirt, arrow dangling from the side of my mouth, lost in the woods. That's some scary shit. Wandered around til I heard the road, and slowly got back home. Somewhere on the road is when I finally pulled it out.
Ended up being fine. I was thankful it lost energy in the ricochet and that it wasn't an inch in any other direction. I was also thankful it wasn't a broadhead.
Got stitches, threw out the bloody clothes, got a scar now faded, and got grounded. Fucker and his friends later subjected me to more horrors. I never learned my lesson about the guy.
Guy later ended up fucking his dog.
I hate this town even all these years later
Well fuck.
