2023-02-22 at 6:55 PM UTC
Yeah, thanks to me Lanny finally has man hands.
Also stop making NORM REFERENCES TO ME
2023-02-22 at 7:19 PM UTC
Ha I love you. Yes I said it that way.
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2023-02-22 at 7:24 PM UTC
thanks bae. i need reaffirmations
2023-02-22 at 9:12 PM UTC
Honestly I think bidets are weird, but you know what is not weird? Heated toilet seats. Everyone should have one.
2023-02-22 at 9:15 PM UTC
Yeah fuck all that noise. I just shit before I shower. It's really not that hard.
2023-02-22 at 9:16 PM UTC
Learn how to bidet bro. Move your cheeks is all you gotta do. It's like being a girl and getting fucked when the guy/bidet isn't doing it right you just move yourself to make it work
Right lala?
2023-02-22 at 9:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Learn how to bidet bro. Move your cheeks is all you gotta do. It's like being a girl and getting fucked when the guy/bidet isn't doing it right you just move yourself to make it work
Right lala?
I think you just like hot liquids squirted up your arse.
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2023-02-22 at 9:17 PM UTC
Well there is really nothing more frustrating than that, which I why I don't waste my time with it.
2023-02-22 at 9:18 PM UTC
I mean me either. I've been wiping my ass my whole life and I intend to continue but also it would be cool if I didn't have to.