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  1. #41
    Yeah, thanks to me Lanny finally has man hands.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by mmQ What does roc stand for

    Republic of China
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Republic of China

    Will you Google Earth that address for me
  4. #44
    Originally posted by mmQ Will you Google Earth that address for me

    Greedy biotch...what next wipe your ass and call you Mary as well?
  5. #45
    Also stop making NORM REFERENCES TO ME
  6. #46
    Bitch
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Greedy biotch…what next wipe your ass and call you Mary as well?

    It was a yes or no question. My ass doesn't need wiping either because I bought a homemade bidet the other bidet.
  8. #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid Where do you hold these chats are you on the dev team?

    tWwo BATS AHAHA!

    secrets whispered through the hole in the bathroom stall divider

    the address changes every week
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Also stop making NORM REFERENCES TO ME

    Why did you capitalize 'norm references to me' and not the whole sentence? Did you say it out loud like that?
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    https://voca.ro/1ihUYZiN35Iz
  11. #51
    Ha I love you. Yes I said it that way.
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  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thanks bae. i need reaffirmations
  13. #53
    Originally posted by mmQ It was a yes or no question. My ass doesn't need wiping either because I bought a homemade bidet the other bidet.

    This one is $36 on Amazon



    Probably wouldn't work for fat asses though, you'd be shitting all over the nozzle
  14. #54
    Honestly I think bidets are weird, but you know what is not weird? Heated toilet seats. Everyone should have one.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by frala Honestly I think bidets are weird, but you know what is not weird? Heated toilet seats. Everyone should have one.

    Me too, at least the kind that shoot up your ass like that, the ones you fill up like a sink and sit in are pretty cool.

    I don't get the point of the squirty ones...you still have to wipe your arse after it anyway..and I mean 9/10 your gonna miss the hole and just have wet cheeks.

    ETA: first time I saw one was as a kid on vacation in Spain, it was next to the toilet (one of the ones you fill like a sink)...I asked my dad what it was for and he said "Washing the sand from between your toes when you've been on the beach"...so everyday I did that.
  16. #56
    Yeah fuck all that noise. I just shit before I shower. It's really not that hard.
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Learn how to bidet bro. Move your cheeks is all you gotta do. It's like being a girl and getting fucked when the guy/bidet isn't doing it right you just move yourself to make it work

    Right lala?
  18. #58
    Originally posted by mmQ Learn how to bidet bro. Move your cheeks is all you gotta do. It's like being a girl and getting fucked when the guy/bidet isn't doing it right you just move yourself to make it work

    Right lala?

    I think you just like hot liquids squirted up your arse.
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  19. #59
    Well there is really nothing more frustrating than that, which I why I don't waste my time with it.
  20. #60
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean me either. I've been wiping my ass my whole life and I intend to continue but also it would be cool if I didn't have to.
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