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A Night Out with Incesscunt

  1. #41
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Kafka and incessant, you girls shouldn't fight, you're both equally retarded

  2. #42
    Originally posted by CandyRein Don't associate me with fights …I'm not an angry person especially not on NIS ..Creep

    ok, hkw about assertive talks ?
  3. #43
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok, hkw about assertive talks ?

    there are other lady here to talk to fucking simp
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  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sscunt

    scunthorpe
  5. #45
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster ur throat is different because it's custom made to swallow cock

    MEAT TETRIS
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Corpse
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Ghost there are other lady here to talk to fucking simp

    there are not as fiesty

    hell haint got no gutt dang scorn fo eh nigga hoe scorned.
  8. #48
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost there are other lady here to talk to fucking simp

    Just ignore him like I do...

    He gets extra pissed whenever I ignore him...

    Starts getting really low with the insults ...

    His feelings are extremely hurt loll
  9. #49
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just ignore him like I do…

    He gets extra pissed whenever I ignore him…

    Starts getting really low with the insults …

    His feelings are extremely hurt loll

    low insults are tailored to low people.

  10. #50
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Like I said... whenever I ignore him his insults get really low ..


    Very low vibrational like himself

    He feeds off my attention so when he cant get it ... he's on the "warpath" 😆 more than usual lol
  11. #51
    "warpath"

  12. #52
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Incessant I learned it from you bitch boy..creampies from men are your favorite pastime because you're such a misogynist.

    jst becos me gryl gramp leik et dun meen et gae
  13. #53
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "warpath"


    He big mad now
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  14. #54
    Pics or it didn't happen.
  15. #55
    revenge thanking

  16. #56
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Butthurt crying
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  17. #57
    Originally posted by Haxxor Butthurt crying

    Revenge thanked.
  18. #58
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Here's the rest of the story
  19. #59
    Incessant African Astronaut
    So I have up my seat twice to two groups of old rich white people. And each group was so thankful that they each offered to buy me a drink.

    This seems like a good thing but I realize this is where I staeted to get too drunk.

    I enjoyed taling to the people directly next to me way more. They were from Newport beach and they were the real life arrested development. Their frozen banana stand has been open since the 70s and had about three different owners.

    The first group the man told me you are so sweet you are just so sweet. Are you from Louisiana? And in my head I'm like wow you think nice people must be from your state. Also the two dudes in that group gave me bad vibes and kept making conversation with me and one of them I caught looking at my chest. Their wives were very beautiful for their age but they also seemed to have zero interest in talking to anyone but themselves.

    I felt bad when the cali couple asked if it was my favorite sushi place. I knew they might be disappojted in the quality but I didn't want to affect the bartenders tips if they ordered less.
  20. #60
    Incessant African Astronaut
    So then we reach the part where I made everything worse. I told my bf to meet me there. But then my phone died. He always tells me to just stay put when we are seperated and I never do. Especially when drunk.

    So I tell the bartenders if my bf comes looking for me tell him I'm charging my phone in the office. I go charge my phone. Drink some water eat some chips. Call him and he says either meet me outside or meet me at the resteraunt. So I go outside again ans I don't see him. I should have looked all the way in the alley but I didn't. I go back and his phone is dead. So I just figure hell show up. They tell me that he stopped by there and they gave him the message I was at the office

    So I make friends with this gay couple that knows my friend the. Bartender. And especially be sag we are kiki ing and becoming best friends. So my bf walks in MAD. and this couple bless them they kjnd of make him laugh and make him less mad. They just kept saying "oh friend... He's mad. You better get him shot. You better use those tricks I taught you later" so we so like two rounds of shots together.

    This is where I really messed up cuz I didnt realize the bartender was pouring casa Migos instead of well because yes I can be cheap sometimes and I went there specifically for the 3 dollar sake carafes at happy hour.

    So then we convince them to go to the bar with an adult size slide. But they say it's too far and drag us to a nearby gay club. We all do another round of shots and there is a drag show happening so we are watching from the side. I forgot to mention one guy in the couple was a practitioner and had blacked out contacts on. His whole look was sick as hell.

    So we watch the drag show and ww are all dancing. And then I realized how drunk I am so we dip and don't even say bye. We get to the alley and I tell my bf to go write down his license plate number so I can validate him. He says ok and I go wait in the lobby of my building.
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