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2017-05-16 at 8:28 PM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 8:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 There was an old Dutch man in the nursing home I used to work at last year. He was awesome, I used to go to his room and chat with him for hours. When a nurse wanted to do something with him, he would start cussing everyone out in Dutch. I can only hope I reach his level of not giving a fuck some day. He died on my birthday in January this year. I had already gotten fired, but his family sent me a card letting me know and I went to his funeral. He was hilarious and a huge sarcastic smart ass like me so we got along great.
He also got drafted to serve in WWII, but the officer at the intake place picked him to be an office assistant. While the Dutch guy was working in the office, he shredded his paperwork that ordered him overseas to fight, so he stayed in the US as an assistant for the whole war. Later on he became a PhD in biochemistry and ran the hospital lab for Chicago.
It's Afrikaans, a sister language of Dutch. The Dutch equivalent looks like this.
Die jongen Anies, hij's een schooier. Hij zit in de gevangenis. Kent hij mijn nummer? Nee! Boy what is your number? Twee zes? Twee zeven? Of ben jij een acht, jongen? -
2017-05-16 at 8:47 PM UTCDILLIGAF? I was just telling a heartwarming story, bro.
Also, malice, imagine if they find a brain tumor or something physiologically wrong with your brain and you get it removed and are completely normal afterwards. I read a medical journal a few years ago about a guy who was diagnosed with late onset schizophrenia, but it was actually a tumor causing the symptoms. After it was removed, he went back to being his normal self. -
2017-05-16 at 8:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 DILLIGAF? I was just telling a heartwarming story, bro.
Also, malice, imagine if they find a brain tumor or something physiologically wrong with your brain and you get it removed and are completely normal afterwards. I read a medical journal a few years ago about a guy who was diagnosed with late onset schizophrenia, but it was actually a tumor causing the symptoms. After it was removed, he went back to being his normal self.
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2017-05-16 at 8:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 DILLIGAF? I was just telling a heartwarming story, bro.
Also, malice, imagine if they find a brain tumor or something physiologically wrong with your brain and you get it removed and are completely normal afterwards. I read a medical journal a few years ago about a guy who was diagnosed with late onset schizophrenia, but it was actually a tumor causing the symptoms. After it was removed, he went back to being his normal self.
Ok bro. Dutch people are awesome, fact. -
2017-05-16 at 8:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject Finding out he's normal would probably make him more depressed
I think it would be the opposite. Finding out that there was a physical problem with his brain that would affect anyone the same way would make him want to put this shit behind him and move on. Maybe I'm just being uncharacteristically optimistic. -
2017-05-16 at 9:05 PM UTCShit bollocks I've pissed on a paki in public after I caved his skull in piss on that Charlie I've got better things to mind my time in if you ask me
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2017-05-16 at 9:15 PM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 9:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Or you could stop wasting my money and kill yourself.
I triggered the fuck out of you with that post I made, didn't I? It kind of feels fulfilling, like a significant accomplishment, all it takes is brutally tearing someone apart with a single post and they furiously, passionately, hate you for the rest of their lives, never forget.
It would be pretty damn funny if on your death bed one of the last things you thought about was how much you wish you could have met up with me IRL and tortured me to death, murdered me.
But, yeah, it's pretty undeniable I'm a net drain on society. I sure as hell wanted to kill myself every single day for 3 years and it's still pretty tempting.
Sorry, but I'm currently planning to stick around and see where this being alive bullshit goes. Always a chance something could change, future developments and whatnot.
I could probably be a pretty good professional roaster or just some incredibly vitriolic critic. Would be pretty hard to break into the field and get decent work, and in the long run wouldn't be good for my psychological health, unfortunately. Feeling this way all the time does not work out well. -
2017-05-16 at 9:34 PM UTCThe good old gut microbiome: https://www.reddit.com/r/Microbiome/top/
I really wish there was some sort of fecal transplant clinic set up like sperm donation, where you take only the people with the best traits and hope for the best.
Tons of information on the link between it and depression, anxiety, autism, chronic inflammation, multiple GI issues, chronic fatigue etc.
No idea how to get it, though, if it's even available to me. Pretty awkward to ask someone if you can have some of their shit so you can swallow it or give yourself an enema without seeming like you have a scat fetish or are insane.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-16 at 9:46 PM UTCYou know, at least if you're ever dying they can just pump you full of opioids and benzos so you can just be as close to being comfortably numb all the time and maybe not even fear death.
I swear, if I end up being terminally ill after this bad a life I'm going to devote my final time to writing the most vitriolic and pessimistic rant against humanity, the nature of existence/life, and the creation of life (birth, anti-natalism).
Schopenhauer 2.0, professional hater of life. Literally one of the few things of I'm passionate about at this point is how much I hate life.
Or I could just decide, "fuck it", and take a ton of meth, skyrocket my productivity. Not like addiction, neurological damage, long-term effects, etc. would matter at that point. -
2017-05-16 at 9:52 PM UTC
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2017-05-16 at 9:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice You know, at least if you're ever dying they can just pump you full of opioids and benzos so you can just be as close to being comfortably numb all the time and maybe not even fear death.
I swear, if I end up being terminally ill after this bad a life I'm going to devote my final time to writing the most vitriolic and pessimistic rant against humanity, the nature of existence/life, and the creation of life (birth, anti-natalism).
Schopenhauer 2.0, professional hater of life. Literally one of the few things of I'm passionate about at this point is how much I hate life.
Or I could just decide, "fuck it", and take a ton of meth, skyrocket my productivity. Not like addiction, neurological damage, long-term effects, etc. would matter at that point.
I think you should make miniature terrariums and sell them to hipster women. "Authenticly autist-crafted" could be the big selling point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-16 at 10:11 PM UTCHmm, yes, how I can best put my weaponized autism to good use...For fun and profit...
Let's be honest, if after all this time I haven't been able to figure it out I probably never will. At least not in the state I'm in.
Although, people can definitely make enough to get by on Etsy or eBay, shit like that. Could at least keep you busy. -
2017-05-16 at 10:13 PM UTCLan-lan, why the hell don't we have an option to find all threads started by specific members?
Sometimes I just like to go back and laugh at the shit I've written. -
2017-05-16 at 10:46 PM UTCOh, Lanny, here's a source for flubromazolam I saw recommended. Do a search for current posts about the vendor, though, I'm not sure if they're still good. You know a lot of these sites eventually turn into exit scams.
$100 for a gram of it is a pretty good deal, AFAIK. I would last you a helluva long time. Way more cost effective that etizolam.
https://susna7djpe7ucrbk.onion.cab/category/sub/products/9 -
2017-05-16 at 10:56 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-16 at 11:06 PM UTCI took bundy on the bus came home in extreme pain from constipation , sat and screamed while my bowels sort themselves out. Did a fat hit of tech now I am on both drugs.
I'm way too high... Gonna puke .. This feels like the end
Heart rate is dangerously high my cat is worried she thinking I'm dying.
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2017-05-16 at 11:15 PM UTCto sober to move
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2017-05-16 at 11:17 PM UTCToo tired to move
