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  1. Originally posted by Rape Monster The damn bakery I was going to get my mom's birthday cake from is out of business

    Well doesn't that just take the cake!
  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster The damn bakery I was going to get my mom's birthday cake from is out of business

    That is so sweet that you still get your mama a cake 😭
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala That is so sweet that you still get your mama a cake 😭

    It's a good excuse to eat cake
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  4. Rude πŸ˜†
  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    Just pumped some pussy so great
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I don't know why I'm only having flashbacks about Cam a year later but I know it's real PTSD. I don't know if it's worth hurting him because he didn't care about me at the beginning but then did over time, there were happy memories which I hardly remember so I don't know if it's just black and white thinking. All I know is something wrong happened and revenge might cure me but I don't really like having to hurt people.
  7. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't know why I'm only having flashbacks about Cam a year later but I know it's real PTSD. I don't know if it's worth hurting him because he didn't care about me at the beginning but then did over time, there were happy memories which I hardly remember so I don't know if it's just black and white thinking. All I know is something wrong happened and revenge might cure me but I don't really like having to hurt people.

    As much as revenge may seem to be the best option it rarely accomplishes what we seek, retribution for being wronged. I know it's easier said than done but sometimes letting go is better than ruminating on getting back at someone.

    I'm feeling tired and my back hurts but things could be worse I suppose
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    TIDE... ULTRA
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  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hey it's doable! Here's a screenshot of the game I'm currently writing for the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, about 60% complete, my team consists of me…Impressive graphics I'm sure you'll agree (though they've been updated since this photo).


    what code do you use , BASIC?

    10 REM Horse Derby Racing Game
    20 REM Initialize variables
    30 DIM HORSES(5)
    40 FOR I = 1 TO 5
    50 READ HORSES(I)
    60 NEXT I
    70 REM Display the horses and ask for the player's bet
    80 PRINT "Horses in the race:"
    90 FOR I = 1 TO 5
    100 PRINT I, HORSES(I)
    110 NEXT I
    120 PRINT "Which horse do you want to bet on (1-5)?"
    130 INPUT BET
    140 REM Generate random finish times for each horse
    150 FOR I = 1 TO 5
    160 FINISH(I) = INT(RND(1) * 100) + 1
    170 NEXT I
    180 REM Determine the winning horse
    190 WINNER = 1
    200 FOR I = 2 TO 5
    210 IF FINISH(I) < FINISH(WINNER) THEN WINNER = I
    220 NEXT I
    230 REM Display the results
    240 PRINT "The winning horse was horse #"; WINNER
    250 PRINT HORSES(WINNER); " with a time of "; FINISH(WINNER)
    260 REM Determine if the player won or lost
    270 IF WINNER = BET THEN PRINT "You win!" ELSE PRINT "You lose."
    280 REM End of program
    290

    This code will randomly generate finish times for five horses and ask the player to place a bet on one of them. The code then calculates the winner of the race and displays the results to the player. The player wins if their bet matches the winning horse and loses.


    can I join the dev team , ill make your code into a dAPP so it can be run in browser and you can make money from peoplem playing it
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    POKE
    PEEK
  11. CandyRein Black Hole



    Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind

    They count me out, time and time again

    Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind

    But I come back stronger, than a 90's trend πŸŽΌπŸŒŸπŸŒ›
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  12. Originally posted by Ghost what code do you use , BASIC?

    10 REM Horse Derby Racing Game
    20 REM Initialize variables
    30 DIM HORSES(5)
    40 FOR I = 1 TO 5
    50 READ HORSES(I)
    60 NEXT I
    70 REM Display the horses and ask for the player's bet
    80 PRINT "Horses in the race:"
    90 FOR I = 1 TO 5
    100 PRINT I, HORSES(I)
    110 NEXT I
    120 PRINT "Which horse do you want to bet on (1-5)?"
    130 INPUT BET
    140 REM Generate random finish times for each horse
    150 FOR I = 1 TO 5
    160 FINISH(I) = INT(RND(1) * 100) + 1
    170 NEXT I
    180 REM Determine the winning horse
    190 WINNER = 1
    200 FOR I = 2 TO 5
    210 IF FINISH(I) < FINISH(WINNER) THEN WINNER = I
    220 NEXT I
    230 REM Display the results
    240 PRINT "The winning horse was horse #"; WINNER
    250 PRINT HORSES(WINNER); " with a time of "; FINISH(WINNER)
    260 REM Determine if the player won or lost
    270 IF WINNER = BET THEN PRINT "You win!" ELSE PRINT "You lose."
    280 REM End of program
    290

    This code will randomly generate finish times for five horses and ask the player to place a bet on one of them. The code then calculates the winner of the race and displays the results to the player. The player wins if their bet matches the winning horse and loses.


    can I join the dev team , ill make your code into a dAPP so it can be run in browser and you can make money from peoplem playing it

    Yes basic, though I might run it through a basic compiler when I've finished it...though it runs ok as is so maybe not...it's a remake of a game I wrote in 1984 and lost so I'm recreating it from memory.





    You can see in this pic below I haven't done the form or odds calculations yet..each horse will have a set of stats as will the course (it's going..(the state of the ground)...being soft, firm, wet etc)...each horse performs better or worse dependent on its form (past results) and the going of the track) which obviously adds the random element but with some advantages disadvantages which will be relfected in the odds ala a real race. I'm leaving that to the end because..math.



    Slightly updated with start line, changed the banner up top a little and added a finish line (which you can't see till they get over to the right). I'll be adding some spectators and a moving ambulance at the bottom too as I used to have it (and dropped it from 7 horses as in the original pic I posted to 6 because I need more room on the screen for spectators/ambulance etc)

    I'll probably add a 2 player option to it as well (maybe 4) as 1 player gets a bit old when you're just betting yourself.


    After that I have a couple of more other games I've lost and would like to recreate...Witch's Castle which is a multiscreen sidescroller thing, and Snakes and Girders which is a donkey kong clone but with a snake instead of a gorilla (and snakes and girders being a play on Snakes and ladders (or chutes as they call it in stupid America). I also did a version of "Countdown" which was a British TV quiz show back in the day (as the kids like to say) but I don't think I'll bother with that one, it was a bit shit(ter).
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    I'm still pretty sheepy..think I'll sheep a few more hours ❀️
  14. snake and apple would be an awesome game name.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Snowball said I can't go back to sleep..

    Damn my cat overlord!πŸ’“
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    *Holds snowball up to the sky*

    *Chants*

    Overlord
    Overlord
    Overlord
    ❀️
  17. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Fuck Europe, Europe sucks
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Fuck Europe, Europe sucks

    That's why they have the best sailors in the world
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson After that I have a couple of more other games I've lost and would like to recreate…Witch's Castle which is a multiscreen sidescroller thing, and Snakes and Girders which is a donkey kong clone but with a snake instead of a gorilla (and snakes and girders being a play on Snakes and ladders (or chutes as they call it in stupid America). I also did a version of "Countdown" which was a British TV quiz show back in the day (as the kids like to say) but I don't think I'll bother with that one, it was a bit shit(ter).

    thats pretty cool, homebrew on old consoles is THE SHIT
    im getting back into 6502 myself which was also used to make tamagotchi and digimon
    N64 is having some big advances in the homebrew scene
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Disturbed bcus my cousin and also my five year old nephew said they want to marry me. Is there something inappropriate about the way I treat males or is this normal?
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