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  1. Preparing myself mentally and physically for a 4 day weekend.

    ..bitches.
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny I'm online thinking about your lady parts..wishing that I felt what your man feels…I Kno the man in your life adores you

    Ya ..got a deep tissue massage last night after work..while you cried online all alone

    🤭
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Looking for a good stretching video on YouTube...and defrosting my frosty water bottle some ❤️
  4. Originally posted by CandyRein Looking for a good stretching video on YouTube…and defrosting my frosty water bottle some ❤️

    so you and your boy have progressed into shoving large frozen water bottle into each others anuses and you are looking for tips on how to safely and comfortably pre-strech your anus.

    yes ?
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Didn't read..go cry to someone else loser
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    It is time...❤️
  7. Originally posted by CandyRein Didn't read..

    and this is how you know our resident former slave has capitulated.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny *Cries*

    *Points and laughs*
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole


    ❤️
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  10. Originally posted by CandyRein *begs for attenshun*

    donates
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    That felt amazing...now imma do some squats and wall push ups
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein …defrosting my frosty water bottle some ❤️

    I love keeping water bottles in the freezer, then you thaw it just enough for a frozen core to form in the middle

    I stuck a four Loko in the freezer once thinking it would just get cold and not freeze, well it ended up freezing into a slush and I had to cut into it with a knife
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yes...yesss
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    About to have a toke session with my friend 💞
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  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ot

    About to have a toke session with my friend 💞

    I have a 2 gram cartridge of something called "gas berry"
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Mmm 🫐🫐🫐

    Berries..I bet that's 🔥⛽
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  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Just got done pumping some pussy
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm pretty sure I'll be doing a lot of sanding tomorrow the kitchen was cramped for the hi pressure hose on the paint sprayer, I should have used the hand held unit but anyway I was restricted in how the hose would allow me to move the sprayer and I goty runs on several spots,, I dapped at many of the runs so they wouldnt be so hard to sand,, thick spots tend to get hot and peal off the wood if you sand it to long so now I have to sand lots of tiny rough areas , i'll prolly have to sand the whole lower cabinets 3 times before putting a final coat on
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just took a shower and oiled my feet with cow fat, now I got em bagged up in plastic so they can mend
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  20. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sitting on the couch, chilling with a couple of dogs, enjoying my night
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