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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley Dude last week I pulled out my penis got a prostitute to sit on my head, offered her double pay 40$ instead of 20$ if she slowed the fuck down and i could enjoy myseñf (because i wasn't),she complied, i came and picked the leaves out of her hair, she asked me to buy crack from some nigga i met that morning cuz he would give me more
    , I told him the prostitute wants me to get more for us, when. I returned with the drugs, i was offered to smoke the 60 on the condition i put my big white dick in her once she was really high.

    Half way through of me being high as fuck fucking some fat black prostitute under the overpass i hear my black friends fucking cheering.

    I had to concentrate to inseminate her right after I had received a blowjob the previous hour.

    No problem

    Get on my level.

    Everyone was satisfied i think. I paid 40$ and had the time of my life and felt like a fucking BIG LONG WHITE KING. One of the best moments of my life right up there with sicario shit.
  3. What was included for the $40? Did she let you cum inside her?
  4. I was kinda surprised how many hookers I met would let you fuck them with no condom, but they all wanted about €40 extra in order to do so.

    It's really hot meeting someone, cream-pieing them and walking away. For me it feels like how a dog marking his territory must feel.
  5. Originally posted by Donald Trump I was kinda surprised how many hookers I met would let you fuck them with no condom, but they all wanted about €40 extra in order to do so.

    It's really hot meeting someone, cream-pieing them and walking away. For me it feels like how a dog marking his territory must feel.

    do you enjoy stirring a mug full of other mens cum.

    also gg doesnt have a "shallow" vagina. its just tight form being fat and lack of use.
  6. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you enjoy stirring a mug full of other mens cum.

    also gg doesnt have a "shallow" vagina. its just tight form being fat and lack of use.
  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump Hookers all douche. They clean their pussy out with water between clients. One of my gfs was an ex-hooker, she used a water bottle with a "sports spout" to do it.

    GG has a shallow vagina. It's short, but not tight. I don't ever remember ever finding the bottom of a girls vagina before.

    GG was taking so long in the shower I was sure she was douching, but apparently not.

    The best vagina I ever some across was that African hooker in Nairobi. It was loose, but contracted up when she was aroused. Lots of muscles, lots of sex drive. In contrast GG doesn't move, her vagina doesn't contract, and she has never sought sex or had an orgasm with me. I even tried using a vibrator on her the other day, but she she says she prefers when I lick. The level of high-level expert oral stimulation I have done to GG would have literally killed any of my previous girlfriends. Though she does seem to be enjoying it more as time goes on, and loosening up.

    did you hit her "notch"
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you hit her "notch"

    What's a notch?
  9. Originally posted by Donald Trump What's a notch?

    that tight spot where you push your head (dome) in and it tends to "catch" it and refuse to let go.
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that tight spot where you push your head (dome) in and it tends to "catch" it and refuse to let go.

    Sounds like putting a sock on.
  11. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sounds like putting a sock on.

    idk what kind of socks you have but i m pretty sure i dont wsnt them.
  12. Shit can't go on.

    First I find out she's 41, not 37 or whatever. Born in 1981, not 1987. I blame the way slavs write 1, it looks like a 7.



    Then yesterday she calls me from TK Max, and wants a handbag, a backpack, 2 necklaces and some shoes. I buy her the handbag for €67, and she says thanks, then goes in a big sulk about not getting the rest.

    I had to go through the place where I work in order to get back to my car, with her following behind me looking incredibly sad. All through a party area in Dublin, full of happy and fashionable young people having a good time. I was incredibly embarassed, and before we went through my work I had to tell her to try to look a little happier, cos my colleagues would assume I was beating her or something if they seen her.

    Fucking embarrassing, and I was disgusted by her.
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  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Shit can't go on.

    First I find out she's 41, not 37 or whatever. Born in 1981, not 1987. I blame the way slavs write 1, it looks like a 7.



    Then yesterday she calls me from TK Max, and wants a handbag, a backpack, 2 necklaces and some shoes. I buy her the handbag for €67, and she says thanks, then goes in a big sulk about not getting the rest.

    I had to go through the place where I work in order to get back to my car, with her following behind me looking incredibly sad. All through a party area in Dublin, full of happy and fashionable young people having a good time. I was incredibly embarassed, and before we went through my work I had to tell her to try to look a little happier, cos my colleagues would assume I was beating her or something if they seen her.

    Fucking embarrassing, and I was disgusted by her.

    You gotta cut ties man, I know you care about her and all but you don't deserve that shit. Your wallet and your sanity will thank you.
  14. You should have beat her for that shit.

    Just kidding. But srsly you guys have TJ Maxx over there wtf? I love that store. I would go shopping with GG and I would get all sulky and shit too if Lanny didn’t get me my goddamn necklace and purse. Little fucking bitch and his motherfucking BUDGET. MEN. The shoes I wouldn’t have cared about bc fuck shoes honestly. They suck.
  15. Also non-hookers douche sometimes too just saying.
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  17. Originally posted by frala You should have beat her for that shit.

    Just kidding. But srsly you guys have TJ Maxx over there wtf? I love that store. I would go shopping with GG and I would get all sulky and shit too if Lanny didn’t get me my goddamn necklace and purse. Little fucking bitch and his motherfucking BUDGET. MEN. The shoes I wouldn’t have cared about bc fuck shoes honestly. They suck.

    She deserves to be beaten to be honest. I think she'd appreciate it. The better you treat her the worse she behaves and vice versa.

    Right now GG takes in €1,600 a month in refugee bux, while I earn a little over €2,600 after tax. Her asking me for shit isn't just annoying, it's actually putting me under pressure. We were away for the weekend also, which I paid for everything during.

    She wants to save her refugee bux, and is too tight even to but herself lunch. That's why she was in such a bad mood and looked so run down, she was hungry and tired.
  18. Originally posted by frala Also non-hookers douche sometimes too just saying.

    Probably, I'm not an expert. And GG still won't take loads.
  19. You should regularly tell GG she's going back to Ukraine unless she bucks her ideas up just to keep her in line...it's a case of "give em an inch and they'll take a yard" with most women.

    I always give them 8 inches myself.
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