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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh yeah I went out to feed the quail and it looks like we exploded a nigger out in the yard little black specks all around the woodstove pipe from running the thing so hot all night it burned all the creosote out of it all night and it landed everywhere
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh yeah ,, no quail died last night so they are hearty as fuk
  3. -35F here.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    searching for stratified rock layers dating back to The Paleocene Era.
  5. Originally posted by WellHung searching for stratified rock layers dating back to The Paleocene Era.

    The Cenozoics won't be too happy about you digging around in their business.
  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol the paradox of inventing humor and not finding it funny

    Who are you, John Joke (the inventor of jokes)?
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Shitting myself.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole


    "I'm smoking Tarantula..ya...*giggles*..bae gave it to me"

    💚



    Ohh 12:12
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    It's the same in each city

    My bish dance better than P Diddy ..🎶💚

    😆
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ayo, I am the star in any room that I stand in

    I am the standout, you just my stand-in

    These bishes copy my homework, that's what they hand in

    That's why I'm private like the airports I land in

    Life is a beach house, don't let the sand in

    I ball in any arena, go let the fans in

    I should go cop a new jersey, that's word to Camden

    These bishes' time tick-tockin', better stick to dancin'

    I D&G the wallet, my money tall and brolic

    Big-ass backyards, just so Papa Bear could frolic

    One Margarita pizza with Parmesan and garlic

    These bishes thirsty, I can see why they alcoholics

    Ain't gotta ever talk about it when you are about it

    Just bought a new car, not to drive it, but to walk around it

    Just call me Nicki, cock the blicky, the Minaj is silent

    Brand new vanilla Maserati, I been Häagen-Dazsin'

    He call me solid even though I'm drippin', water diet

    Big booty stickin' out, my Daisy Dukes'll cause a riot

    These bishes still my sons, who could ever deny it?

    My packs hit different, who could ever supply it?

    No one bish could be my opp, that chit offends me

    It's corporate giants and machines that went against me

    I wash bishes, man, they couldn't even rinse me

    She said she hot, I said, "Well, bish, come and convince me"

    Ain't no C in green, but I'm seein' green

    Even with them floor seats, they couldn't see the team

    The K-I-N-G, the G.O.A.T., plus me, the Queen

    I send shots, send 'em back or flee the scene🎶💚
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Tell your God I want a new 500 inch TV to be in my living room when I walk out there in a few minutes.

    Oh lord won't you buy me a color TV
    Dialing fir dollars is trying to find me
    I wait fir delivery each day until three
    So lord won't you buy me a color TV

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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!❤️

    Looks like my work here...is done 🌜 🌟 🌛
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    made it through the coldest day and night I ever had to go through in my whole life, I didnt like the fact we were down to 46 inside, I'm definitely going to do some home improvements this summer. anyways I'll be heading into work today to inspect the walls and ceiling that I sprayed the other day, I used a new tip thet double atomizes the paint by having 2 orifices' instead of one,, they cost 70 bucks and are well worth the money. the first time I sprayed inside it was a clusterfuck cuz I used black tips and this time I used green tips
    the black ones are crap and raciest as fuck, the green ones are money, they make blue ones but I'm not sure how well they work as I dont fuck around with middle of the road products, I say go cheep or go big.

    I know I have a few fuckups on the walls that i'll have to sand and repaint today but I think the ceiling is ok other than a light spot or 3. then I'll tape off the kitchen and start painting the doors and drawers on the kitchen cabinets, tomorrow I'll paint the 2 closets and thatl get the downstairs done.
    I should be done with the whole house by the 17th this month, 4 weeks $11,500.00 its gonna be my best month ever
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Shut up you dumb nigger. Ur boring.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Losing my shit
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  18. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Supposed to be around 50ish today.

    Just cooked some steak and im about to go take a walk then come home and do a little lifting. Just chillin today really. Tuesday im gonna go buy this camry with like 60k miles and me and my brother are gonna trade cars. He's gonna drive the camry and im gonna get his honda fit. I was kinda regretting letting the ex have the car but honestly i hated driving that old beater anyway and she needs it more than I do. So its whatev.

    Ive had like 9 peach xannies for a week...thinking sbout eating them all b4 i go on my walk lol...idk tho ita been a while
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Supposed to be around 50ish today.

    Just cooked some steak and im about to go take a walk then come home and do a little lifting. Just chillin today really. Tuesday im gonna go buy this camry with like 60k miles and me and my brother are gonna trade cars. He's gonna drive the camry and im gonna get his honda fit. I was kinda regretting letting the ex have the car but honestly i hated driving that old beater anyway and she needs it more than I do. So its whatev.

    Ive had like 9 peach xannies for a week…thinking sbout eating them all b4 i go on my walk lol…idk tho ita been a while

    It's great that you take walks. One of life's simple pleasures.
  20. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Supposed to be around 50ish today.

    Just cooked some steak and im about to go take a walk then come home and do a little lifting. Just chillin today really. Tuesday im gonna go buy this camry with like 60k miles and me and my brother are gonna trade cars. He's gonna drive the camry and im gonna get his honda fit. I was kinda regretting letting the ex have the car but honestly i hated driving that old beater anyway and she needs it more than I do. So its whatev.

    Ive had like 9 peach xannies for a week…thinking sbout eating them all b4 i go on my walk lol…idk tho ita been a while

    Happy birthday
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