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If you are taking a dump and then plan on hopping in the shower immediately afterward... do you still wipe your ass?

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folx, if not, thats ok...u can still have class.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    ur threads r guaranteed shit
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    Ghost Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Yeah it's pretty automatic...though my poops are 97.3% of the time "dry wipeless" ones. It's rare there is any residue left on the paper when wiped...generally only if I have a fatty meal or something that causes 'the slops'...but again that's rare these days, usually it's a dry solid deposit that only takes 1 wipe and that to be honest isn't necessary based on the residue left.

    My pooping schedule has also changed significantly this past 10yrs...I poop maybe 3 times a week whereas it used to be daily.
  5. #5
    i wipe with my bear hand.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i wipe with my bear hand.

    Then suck on ur finger?👍
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    9
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    WellHung Black Hole
    6
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I clean out my entire butthole when I'm in the shower, like I soap up a finger and reach it up in there and pull all the loose crap and hair out. Then I wash my finger
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    U have hair n ur asshole?
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    hairs of other men left behind.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I clean out my entire butthole when I'm in the shower, like I soap up a finger and reach it up in there and pull all the loose crap and hair out. Then I wash my finger

    there you go
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I shove the entire shower head up my ass and just let that run until it stats coming out my mouth and then take one giant water shit (in the shower fuck getting out)

    i thought thats how everyone showered
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse U have hair n ur asshole?

    I have hair everywhere you can think of
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I can think of dimensions that may or may not exist composed entirely of your hair, and mine.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Sure don't, if you shit and shower regularly you can kinda time it out right
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