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  1. Originally posted by Oasis i took a bus 2 miles to buy 2250mg of bundy for 10$ since the local store banned me for shoplifting. the store was closed. i'll either stay up overnight and buy it or go on thursday, cause my parents are off work tuesday and wednesday. i need a good sigma once a month or else i start feeling human feelings again i.e. concerns of life besides fighting Raj

    Post last edited by Oasis at 2017-05-16T02:23:51.102934+00:00

    lol just hit sigma in front of your dad, culkin bruh,

    just be like

    "DAD, I wish you were dead, maggots feasting on your brain"

    And that nigga will be *unphased*


    but I guarantee your moms eating habits have changed one way or the other since you discovered zoklet.
  2. im a good person though. i never try to hurt anyone and never will.
  3. Originally posted by Oasis posts like this is why i self taught man every couple weeks but i have nowhere else to say it. im sure as fuck not telling a therapist. you guys are my therapists :o)

    thats the whole appeal of this site, honestly we don't even take it seriously even though its probably true.
  4. Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS lol just hit sigma in front of your dad, culkin bruh,

    just be like

    "DAD, I wish you were dead, maggots feasting on your brain"

    And that nigga will be *unphased*


    but I guarantee your moms eating habits have changed one way or the other since you discovered zoklet.

    lol culkin i remember my mom calling the police on me for floatin on a sigma bruh. the cops and paramedics came and it felt like the damn Matrix in my mama kitchen. i thought the shit was hilarious. even though it wasnt.
  5. Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS lol just hit sigma in front of your dad, culkin bruh,

    just be like

    "DAD, I wish you were dead, maggots feasting on your brain"

    And that nigga will be *unphased*


    but I guarantee your moms eating habits have changed one way or the other since you discovered zoklet.

    whenever i do bundy my dad beats me up and threatens me and i dont feel it/care/notice. its his one opportunity to get back at me. then 2 days later i destroy a computer with an axe or something for him being a jerk
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    ....... I just broke my bong.......
  7. j a c o b
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    This can't be real.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm about to cry fo real.
  10. do it pussy
  11. Originally posted by RisiR † I'm SO CLOSE to just fucking rub some fucking 2c-e into my fucking eyes. Ugh.

    The girl I like said she likes me and made it clear that she wants to advance in our RELATIONSHIP?! HUH?! What?

    Then the universe somehow feels that I'm happy and Hohohoho… Oh fuck, I'm so getting fucked by life right now. Why? Why? Why?

    If the girl you want to bang just said she's into you, how are you getting fucked by life? Focus on fucking her.
  12. Did two fat rails in each nose hole lads. I am HIGH. here's my idea;

    Every pack of smokes I get comes with q little Stop Smoking card. I am gonna make like 1000 of them with a drop phone # on it and build clients.

    I was gonna use business cards but this is way better.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hah! Lil Dargo.... there's more to life than having sex. So, so, so much more and it's all fucking me right in the fucking face.

    5 years ago. Fuck... 5. Years. Ago. I thought I have testicular cancer which turned out to not be the case. I was semi-homeless, deeeep into Benzos etc. had absolutely nothing. I thought I fought my way out of the hole but no... no. I just can't be happy.

    Rock bottom again. And now there is a person I have to reject or destroy and I can't deal with that at all.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Get high
  15. Originally posted by RisiR † Hah! Lil Dargo…. there's more to life than having sex. So, so, so much more and it's all fucking me right in the fucking face.

    5 years ago. Fuck… 5. Years. Ago. I thought I have testicular cancer which turned out to not be the case. I was semi-homeless, deeeep into Benzos etc. had absolutely nothing. I thought I fought my way out of the hole but no… no. I just can't be happy.

    Rock bottom again. And now there is a person I have to reject or destroy and I can't deal with that at all.

    Well that's a cute little sob story. Why do you have to reject or destroy her?
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    If this is myvlast post (heh) than I really, actually fucking killed myself.

    I really accidentally broke one of my bongs I enjoyed a lot. Not now, man.Fuck.
  17. I killed a mouse today. RIP.
  18. Originally posted by RisiR † If this is myvlast post (heh) than I really, actually fucking killed myself.

    I really accidentally broke one of my bongs I enjoyed a lot. Not now, man.Fuck.

    Oh come on. Don't kill yourself bro.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Dargo Well that's a cute little sob story. Why do you have to reject or destroy her?

    What other options do I have? I really don't want to ruin her life and that's what's going to happen when we stay together but I really don't want to reject this girl att all. It will mess her up, too.
  20. Originally posted by RisiR † What other options do I have? I really don't want to ruin her life and that's what's going to happen when we stay together but I really don't want to reject this girl att all. It will mess her up, too.

    You can calm down, have a drink and go to bed. You won't ruin her life by staying with her. Not unless she's a weak piece of shit without a mind of her own. Take things slow and see how the relationship develops. It can't hurt to try. In fact, it'd probably be good for you to have someone else in your life for a change.
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