2023-01-26 at 6:03 AM UTC
Doja Cat is my spirit animal
2023-01-26 at 11:48 AM UTC
Aldra is a rich kid living in the suburbs of Sydney...his parents make sure that he never experiences any major struggles.
2023-01-26 at 12:03 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I understand that everything you post is pathetic retard drama bait, but I don't understand where or why you came up with that starting point
2023-01-26 at 2:58 PM UTC
Uhhhg
I like it like that
She working that back
I'on know how to act
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Move it slow motion for me 🎶❤️
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2023-01-26 at 3:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Uhhhg
I like it like that
She working that back
I'on know how to act
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Slow motion for me
Move it slow motion for me 🎶❤️
This makes me wonder, how 'I'on' which I know is short for 'I don't' would be really properly written, as apostrophes replace the missing letters, so would it technically be - I'on', or would it, since it's actually two words, be 'I 'on'? With a space in between? I could also make a case for it being 'I 'on''' which those two outside apostrophes can be ignored as they are just me emphasizing the word/s in discussion, and the two apostrophes prior to the last one, are one for the missing 't' and one for the actual apostrophe that would be in the word 'don't.'
lol
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2023-01-26 at 3:40 PM UTC
aldra
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In 2005, I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
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2023-01-26 at 3:58 PM UTC
Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot
Well which is it??
2023-01-26 at 4:02 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
if you read carefully, the observer states that Mike Vallely's ass is baby-smooth, it is only the fuck-crazy Mike Vallely that claims otherwise.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
2023-01-26 at 4:11 PM UTC
Well yeah that's what I was wondering upon my CAREFUL INSPECTION. is the observer lying? Is Mike lying? Perhaps the observer is telling the truth, and also Mike was just using that phrase- my fat hairy man ass- as an expression, even though he knew himself as well as the observer, that his asshole was in fact baby-smooth.
Actually nowhere in that story does it say "baby-smooth". lol this was a ploy to get me to reread it like 4 times. You hoodwinked me!
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2023-01-26 at 4:13 PM UTC
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm Hott, hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm Hott, hoes all on me
Mike Jones!🎶❤️
