tfw to smart

1. 2017-05-16 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Hey gurl, what's your resonance frequency? I mean, my last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

   
   22.235 GHz mostly. Hmu.
   
   
2. 2017-05-16 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #102
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Phoenix 22.235 GHz mostly. Hmu.
   
   

   
   I bet 22.235 GHz microwaves could really heat up my hot pocket if you know what i am saying.
3. 2017-05-16 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix 22.235 GHz mostly. Hmu.
   
   

   
   What should I hit you up with?.. I'm shy >_<
4. 2017-05-16 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I bet 22.235 GHz microwaves could really heat up my hot pocket if you know what i am saying.

   
   Sorry, weiners only. I don't mess around with hot pockets other than my own. 😡
5. 2017-05-16 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix Sorry, weiners only. I don't mess around with hot pockets other than my own. 😡

   
   
   Whoa.. whoa... whoa.. whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... Back up beep beep beep beep beep.
   
   Please... go on.. I thought about you and highlighters all night obsessively on meth, I couldn't stop.. you are just so damn hot.
   
   Hot pocket..
6. 2017-05-16 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #106
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   This thread got a little too gay for my taste.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-05-16 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Rood. Phoenix is the nicest lady I have ever met.
8. 2017-05-16 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HTS has been playing chess while we've been playing checkers for years
9. 2017-05-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon HTS has been playing chess while we've been playing checkers for years

   
   close
   
   
10. 2017-05-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon HTS has been playing chess while we've been playing checkers for years

    
    What have I become... my sweetest friend...
    
    
11. 2017-05-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole