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am i cool?
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2017-05-15 at 10:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Oasis what do i do with this? it cost 10$
nothing?
nothing.
Originally posted by Oasis do i have good genes?
WHY WONT GIRLS TALK TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Originally posted by Oasis im an 8/10 with 158 iq and ive had sex once ever
:/
what am i doing wrong
why would you not want to reproduce with this person
i think i might be a badass
now help me get laid -
2017-05-15 at 10:07 AM UTCCool by what standard.
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2017-05-15 at 10:08 AM UTCgood genetics
someone to be envied in some way because of multiple positive qualities
someone attractive to the opposite gender -
2017-05-15 at 10:33 AM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 10:35 AM UTChonest
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2017-05-15 at 10:39 AM UTCSomeeone... Please...
Post the carousel picture. -
2017-05-15 at 10:43 AM UTCOh, yes, that was a classic. Someone really should have been collecting sploo’s finest moments.
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2017-05-15 at 10:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Oasis good genetics
someone to be envied in some way because of multiple positive qualities
someone attractive to the opposite gender
Why would anyone envy you? From what i know you act like a jerk to most people you know IRL. Most people don't want to be perceived as a jerk. Maybe you can get a fucked up girl that likes being treated like trash, they're out there, it's true. Bitches like money, bitches like confidence, and superficial bitches like the jock type of guy. You don't really have the looks, nor the resources to be attractive to members of the opposite sex.
Like i said there are exceptions, but you will have to settle with dysfunctional bitches. On the plus side, the crazy ones can be crazy hot.
Also you probably just shouldn't take anything i say seriously anyway, i am just some random person on the internet giving semi-coherent armchair advice. Point is, make yourself desireable to bitches and put yourself into situations where there are bitches. -
2017-05-15 at 10:45 AM UTChe said i dont have the looks D=
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2017-05-15 at 10:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Oasis good genetics
someone to be envied in some way because of multiple positive qualities
someone attractive to the opposite gender
1. You have a shitload of mental deficiancies(?) but you are at least white I guess. What's you family history? Especially your dad's email.
2. No, you display yourself as a cautionary tale. Nobody here is jealous of you.
3. Not qualified to answer. -
2017-05-15 at 10:46 AM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 10:47 AM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 10:47 AM UTCHahaha, “at least you’re White”.
Hey, it’s true. Damn lucky. -
2017-05-15 at 10:48 AM UTCim only half white but everyone thinks im pure Caucasian
is that good enough? my nonwhite genes make me sick -
2017-05-15 at 11:34 AM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 11:35 AM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 12:05 PM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 12:07 PM UTC
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2017-05-15 at 12:41 PM UTCTotally average looks. Only a turbo sperglord cares about iq. It's just a number. It's implementation is not measured, nor is your ability to relate or socialize. I hate to say it, but just take it easy dude. Don't worry or bring up these numbers. Just be a guy. Kindness and a good sense of humor, with a healthy dose of apathy will make you much cooler.
If you're trying to be cool you've already lost. Similarly women sense when you're desperate to bome, and that's either
A) a turn off
B) a green light to walk all over you
C) both.
Don't worry out. Talk less, listen more. Most people don't give a shit about anime, videogames, or any website you happen to bring up. Going on about these things will turn people off. Ease in. Politics are touchy. If you think there is likely to be a huge divide in your stances, better to not being it up. Only children and sad people argue for the sake of arguing on issues where neither side will be swayed.
Keep my mini tutorial in mind and you'll do great, chief -
2017-05-15 at 4:13 PM UTCHave 10 hours of meth sex that will fix you up.
