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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    it takes ten minutes to copyright check videos now that paul wozny reported the video of gigi leaving him for copyright violations.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    wozny email:

    cow2001cow@gmail.com
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra do a big ticket robbery then quickly rub shoe polish on your face and run outside yelling the nigger word

    when you get arrested for minor hate crimes you can say 'I couldn't have committed the robbery I was busy doing a hate crime'

    tried that they said tell that to the judge and when I did they apologized and hired me on as the local firefighting department captain however I am not one to be burned twice and quit just before my second deployment.
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    My opinion is always right
  5. It's so interesting that I haven't really dreamt much lately (or don't remember). I especially don't remember dreaming about GG much since she came to Ireland. When I did it was her and my dog, Oscar, the Pomeranian.

  6. Kafka sweaty
    A lot. I was in a medieval village, pulling driftwood from the beach and there was a poster from the future attached to one of the trees that washed up. It was a missing person’s poster for my teddybear. It was like I was trying to remember who I was and also found my Hellraiser hoody. Then I was out for a walk, passing by tourists at first, I tried to ignore them at first because they were just saying they were normal and Roman to people who ignored them. They didn’t know where they were trying to go. I got on the same bus as them and tried to give them directions to a village. My sister also got on the bus. I noticed a shop at one of the stops was burnt out. It was 11:30PM. We missed our stop because I was trying to give the tourists directions and the driver asked me for a cigarette, then wouldn’t let us off until the next stop. I told her some people don’t deserve the future. We were at the cinema, the attendant asked me if a dog had scratched my arm. Flicking through the magazine of movies to watch, I wanted a horror one but the movies just had a picture on each page, no description. Idk how to describe them, dark backgrounds with people in creepy clothes. I took forever choosing a snack because the sushi looked like whole rotting fish, there was a special texture snack for autists, it looked like orange jelly and olives. I was looking for chocolate bread.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking another negro.
  8. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    John Village
  9. Kafka sweaty
    The first time I felt grief was when I lost my teddybear, in 2018, it burned and I couldn’t stop screaming for half an hour “Where is he”. I’m not sure why I was so attached. I cried about it to my ex gf and she hugged me, I told my psychologist about it and she also wanted to hug me. When my dad was on his deathbed I gave him a teddybear, reversing the roles. I thought I’d healed the trauma, I really have gotten over it so I don’t know why that showed up in my dream now.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    The psychologist said I was feeling grief and it’s just crazy I feel that way over a teddybear and not a person.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I put his ashes in a jug and slept with that beside my bed.
  12. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Fucking your wife
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I kinda wanna know what jelly with olives tastes like now
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    an electric sunbeam that came to me from heaven and shocked my mind


    I woke up inside the dream and knew I was dreaming so I started to notice the reality of the inside of my mind cuz the thing is the aliens and dragons from Vega were telling me the sunbeam was an information packet containing a message like a love letter from outer space

    And I am seeing these cartoons imside my dream telling me god loves me and everything is going to be alright, wouldn't that be just the thing your mind makes up when nothing is going to be alright and you have no real hope left?

    People are really just a baby watching a big tv in a robot suit

    The robot makes up a new show with a new story that makes them feel like everything is going to be ok and there is something worth doing and pursuing

    Novel, higher level carrots on sticks to keep the id going, performing, preventing its escape from servitude to this unfair symbiosis

    We will keep propagating and perpetuating ourselves

    There is no escape

    An alien intelligence inside our heads drives us with shadow boxes and puppetry, tricks of flash and smoke

    See here monkey-man: a story for you to be the hero of. It's all centered on you. God loves you and draconic aliens from Vega can confirm.

    It's so vivid, it's even clearer than if you saw it with your own two eyes, or so I may convince you from behind the circuits that tell you what "so vivid" even is.

    So believe me, they sent you this sunbeam to excite your neurons and wake you up with a euphoria that you're off to do God's work when you live another day.
  15. was going through my day and all of a sudden realized i was bleeding from a hole in my ribs. Went through years this way. All of a sudden im afraid and im sprinting through a forest tripping on roots and logs. I collapse in a bush and i start choking and presumably die.
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I was getting my dick sucked by a really really hot, very cute old old gilf
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka The first time I felt grief was when I lost my teddybear, in 2018, it burned



    lol
  18. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    That Kevin McKarthy became Speaker of the House. oh wait, I guess I wasn’t dreaming!
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol after what, 15 attempts
  20. Shows how truly stupid people are. With a politized and corrupt DoJ, and a senate full of Marxist communists, and a fraud in the Whitehouse, along with a supreme court occupied by spineless cowards, it DOESN'T MATTER who the speaker is. It's just more worthless and pointless soap opera drama.
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