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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    She ain't playin.

    2700 block of West Fulton, Chicago, Il.

    does she just not like blue cars or something
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm lucky I never had a gun when I was drinking. I know I would've done some stupid shit like this. Or at least BRANDISHED it at a bar when someone looked at me odd. Just to do it.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gun crimes that don't involve shooting have funny names

    'brandishing'

    'assault by pointing'
  4. Originally posted by aldra does she just not like blue cars or something

    Looks like they cat called her.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra gun crimes that don't involve shooting have funny names

    'brandishing'

    'assault by pointing'

    I wonder what's the name of the crime when you take a knife and pretend stab it over and over at your stupid girlfriends face
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    simulated penetration
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra simulated penetration

    I said name of the crime not name name of our new co-written memoir/book/novel/autobiography.
  8. Originally posted by aldra does she just not like blue cars or something

    "i'm not queer"
  9. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what's the name of the crime when you take a knife and pretend stab it over and over at your stupid girlfriends face

    false and misleading intimidation
  10. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what's the name of the crime when you take a knife and pretend stab it over and over at your stupid girlfriends face

    I believe the legal term is "being a pussy"
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I believe the legal term is "being a pussy"

    if being a pussy is a punishable crime then you'd already be incarcerated

  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    KOWSHIT VINNY ON FIRE HERE
  13. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if being a pussy is a punishable crime then you'd already be incarcerated


    As always I'll defer to your expert knowledge in that area.
  14. felony pussying
  15. Sounds like someone's mad Santa didn't bring him any gifts.
  16. what sort of gifts did santa gave you.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what sort of gifts did santa gave you.

    Good ones.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I believe the legal term is "being a pussy"

    Nope. It's assault.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Nope. It's assault.

    Even if the knife is one of those plastic ones you get at picnics?
  20. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Even if the knife is one of those plastic ones you get at picnics?

    Knew a guy once who was murdered with a plastic fork.
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