THE GREAT COLD SNAP OF 2022

1. 2022-12-20 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Friday here it's supposed to be a low of 14F (-10C) with a high of 32F according to Alexa. FUCKING BRRRRRR.
   
   If it does get down to that I'll be waiting till daylight before driving in to work...I've slid down an overpass before and it's not fun.
2. 2022-12-20 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   -50c coming towards my hometown in the frozen hell
   
   
3. 2022-12-20 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #3
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   wowzers, time to break out the hot soup and crusty bread my man.
4. 2022-12-20 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Ya it's gonna be 62F here and everyone preparing
5. 2022-12-20 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Ya it's gonna be 62F here and everyone preparing

   
   Pussy Floridians.
6. 2022-12-20 at 2:13 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Its supposed to be like zero here and snow
7. 2022-12-20 at 2:15 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Lows in the negatives...coming soon to a theater near u.
8. 2022-12-20 at 2:20 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Ya I'm gonna go swimming instead
9. 2022-12-20 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #9
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Ya I'm gonna go swimming instead

   
   You don't know how to swim, Bradley. You panic when you get in the water.
10. 2022-12-20 at 2:48 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm extremely good at swimming because the YMCA offered very low cost swimming lessons to single parents for their kids if they were members, so my mom would swim laps after work and I would learn to swim with a small group of children and a lifeguard.
    
    I'm extremely proficient at swimming, not fast or anything, but I can swim very long distances in fairly cold water (the lakes in Wisconsin never get all that warm, especially lake Michigan) and I grew up literally between Lake Michigan and the Milwaukee River, you retarded fuck.
    
    I also fish for a hobby and pervasively steal kayaks and boats as the Co President of a pirate fleet. Of course I know how to swim.
    
    Also I never panic because I know how to float and conserve energy even in the deepest of water, the dead of night and the Perfect Storm.
    
    Keep a job? Now I know I can't do dat.
11. 2022-12-20 at 2:51 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    WellHung u had so much potential and just turned into a flabby old man who lives on a flabby old farm, growing colder, more isolated, and older.
12. 2022-12-20 at 3:07 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by WellHung You don't know how to swim, Bradley. You panic when you get in the water.

    
    It aint your fault that your daddy was a bitch and you take after your father.
13. 2022-12-20 at 4 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Friday here it's supposed to be a low of 14F (-10C) with a high of 32F according to Alexa. FUCKING BRRRRRR.
    
    If it does get down to that I'll be waiting till daylight before driving in to work…I've slid down an overpass before and it's not fun.

    
    so finally you get to utilize your synthetic engine oil and anti-freeze to the max.
14. 2022-12-20 at 4:02 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so finally you get to utilize your synthetic engine oil and anti-freeze to the max.

    
    As I told you and demonstrated to you with the last 20yr records...we have temperatures below freezing EVERY YEAR.
    
    You are once again ...DISMISSED
15. 2022-12-20 at 4:13 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    It's hard for me to obtain the right type of conventional oil, these days... so I go with a synthetic blend.
16. 2022-12-20 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Fuck a filthy nigger, lads? 👍🤟🤙
17. 2022-12-20 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's a compelling point.
18. 2022-12-20 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so finally you get to utilize your synthetic engine oil and anti-freeze to the max.

    
    lol vinny hoarding bits of info for later use.
19. 2022-12-20 at 6:13 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb lol vinny hoarding bits of info for later use.

    
    And even then to support my argument not his
20. 2022-12-20 at 6:42 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by jerryb lol vinny hoarding bits of info for later use.

    
    asians have good memories.