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Cat burglar

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I drank a couple brews and ate some lasagna with shrimp in it and laid down and closed my eyes and my cat walked in and tried to eat the rest of it, he walked in real slow, real casual but it didn't work. I gave him a shrimp anyways.


  2. #2
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Before I had screens over my windows, a neighbor's cat use to jump into my apartment. One time I was watching a movie and I looked at my curtains only to see the cats head poking through watching me.

    Good cat.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Before I had screens over my windows, a neighbor's cat use to jump into my apartment. One time I was watching a movie and I looked at my curtains only to see the cats head poking through watching me.

    Good cat.

    thats really scary
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    cats are for fags and crazy cat ladies
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I'm not too fond of cats either. I'm a dog person.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock cats are for fags and crazy cat ladies

    says the guy that likes to have sex with guys...
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby says the guy that likes to have sex with guys…

    i have repeatedly and frequently stated i have never solicited a guy for sex, and i never have, nor ever will, have sex with a guy.
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm not too fond of cats either. I'm a dog person.

    post nude selfies
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't see how liking cats has anything to do with sexuality you two retards...

    but in bill the cats situation I can see how him wanting to have sex with guys makes him a fag
  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have repeatedly and frequently stated i have never solicited a guy for sex, and i never have, nor ever will, have sex with a guy.

    hee-hee.

    suuuuuure
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