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Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

  1. Dip your tie into some jam at lunch and you have a delicious snack ready to go.
  2. Or dip it in acid. You could get hundreds of hits on one tie.
  3. Originally posted by aldra


    dunno why I haven't seen this until now

    he lost some bets and had to chew his tie on national tv.
  4. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or dip it in acid. You could get hundreds of hits on one tie.

    I'd lick your tie.
  5. Originally posted by Donald Trump I'd lick your tie.

    i accidentally spilled these ether on my crotch.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny he lost some bets and had to chew his tie on national tv.

    his bet was "Georgia's in the process of NATO accession so I can kill Russian troops and they won't do shit"
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63993385
    https://archive.vn/ouZET


    Poland's top police chief has been hurt after a gift given by Ukrainian officials exploded at his headquarters.



    It is not clear what the object was but local reports suggested it was a grenade launcher. The officer was given the gift on a recent visit to Ukraine.


    lol


    lmao
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  8. NeedForSneed Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63993385
    https://archive.vn/ouZET





    lol


    lmao

    Ukrainian gives Polack a grenade launcher, neither bothered to check if it was loaded

    Pretty normal for slavs tbh
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NeedForSneed Ukrainian gives Polack a grenade launcher, neither bothered to check if it was loaded

    Pretty normal for slavs tbh

    there are rumours that he smuggled it in himself to fuck around with and made up the gift story so he wouldn't get in trouble


    both make sense I guess
  10. Originally posted by aldra his bet was "Georgia's in the process of NATO accession so I can kill Russian troops and they won't do shit"

    more along the lines of "if russians dont run out of bombs by december i'm going to eat my tie on national tv" i think.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny more along the lines of "if russians dont run out of bombs by december i'm going to eat my tie on national tv" i think.

    that's Saakashvili, ex President of Georgia

    a few regions broke away from Georgia in the 80s/90s due to low-level ethnic conflict (similar to LDNR), they kept trying to pogrom each other so Russia, Georgia and others set up a joint peacekeeping operation. Saakashvili was in the process of trying to get Georgia into NATO so he figured the US would back him up, tried to retake the regions by force and killed a bunch of Russians. it did not go over well. Saakashvili got rekt, then got convicted of fraud and corruption, fled to Ukraine, was made governor of Odessa, got booted out and is jail back in Georgia now I believe
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    George Bush did what Biden should've done and said 'lol no that's going to be a nightmare' and kept support for Georgia political
  13. Originally posted by aldra George Bush did what Biden should've done and said 'lol no that's going to be a nightmare' and kept support for Georgia political

    Bush had some sane advisors. Biden has freaks.

    i hope a new war breaks out between the US and someone else before bidens term is over.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Bush had some sane advisors. Biden has freaks.

    i hope a new war breaks out between the US and someone else before bidens term is over.

    "Mission acro-
    accop-
    accont-

    MISSION GOOD"
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by aldra "Mission acro-
    accop-
    accont-

    MISSION GOOD"

    The most honest president
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The Kremlin on today described as "anti-Russian hysteria" the decision of Poland's Parliament to recognize Russia as a country sponsoring terrorism, a decision taken in the midst of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    accoridng to polish forums Russia used the metaphor for the Ukraine invasion as a "Special Operations." so its similar?
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    also according to polish forums:
    https://polishforums.com/news/poland-aid-ukraine-russia-invades-part-87565/54/#msg1888266

    „ Russia has been funding terrorists - the Luhansk and Donetsk Dad's Army for a start (though laughter rather than terror is the normal response to seeing these flabby drunks)

    And Russia has also been funding terrorism in the 3rd world (though I now hear Russian mercenaries are returning to Omsk and telling their neighbors about the awesome quality of life and material wealth of Burkina Faso)

    And finally Nazi Murderer Putin managed to find a few ex KGB sober enough to get on a plane to London and commit murders. I wouldn't mind if it was just a row between Russian thieves, but unfortunately innocent civilians were killed”
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the polish shit poster responds:
    https://polishforums.com/news/poland-aid-ukraine-russia-invades-part-87565/54/#msg1888268

    „ Excellent points on Luhansk and Donetsk. Having been to Donetsk as recently as two years ago, I can say with certainty, the "army" there was not a professional army. They were mercenaries a.k.a terrorists.”
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by aldra that's Saakashvili, ex President of Georgia

    a few regions broke away from Georgia in the 80s/90s due to low-level ethnic conflict (similar to LDNR), they kept trying to pogrom each other so Russia, Georgia and others set up a joint peacekeeping operation. Saakashvili was in the process of trying to get Georgia into NATO so he figured the US would back him up, tried to retake the regions by force and killed a bunch of Russians. it did not go over well. Saakashvili got rekt, then got convicted of fraud and corruption, fled to Ukraine, was made governor of Odessa, got booted out and is jail back in Georgia now I believe

    you mean like cstholic polish and the jedis in poland tried to hence why they were kicked out of poland in 68 and operstion vistula with the ukrianians and polish who also tried to pogrom each other after the war and the people were ethnicslly shifted and poland became pure homogenous and catholic until recently?
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