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  1. #1
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    What if he took your genitals?
  2. #2
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    is that the one from the infomercial
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Like how did he take it? Anally? Or like removing it from me?
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Id say, "hey, Mantak Chia??! How the H did you sneak into my bedroom??"

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  5. #5
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    posting in a shit thread

  6. #6
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    He just tears off your genitals and absconds with them
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  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    well as long as someone's enjoying them
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley well as long as someone's enjoying them

    Nobody said anything about enjoyment
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Why else would he be stealing my weiner unless it's for enjoyment?
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley Why else would he be stealing my weiner unless it's for enjoyment?

    Maybe someone held a gun to their head and said if you don't steal that guys Weiner I will kill your entire family. You wouldn't do it for enjoyment at that point, in my opinion, humble as it is.
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Would you think the man who is forced to steal some guys weiner so his family doesn't get killed (by the person holding a gun to his head??? which doesn't make sense but ok) and after he successfully peals the man's penis and satiates the gun wielding penis extortionist mastermind, he goes back to his regular life and one day while he's cutting up hot dogs for his child he feels a desire to cut off another penis.

    But not for the evil mastermind this time, but for himself.

    WHAT U FINK MMM Qs?
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't take you seriously when you spell the word 'peels' as 'peals.'
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  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    sorry it was very very late
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Bradley Would you think the man who is forced to steal some guys weiner so his family doesn't get killed (by the person holding a gun to his head??? which doesn't make sense but ok) and after he successfully peals the man's penis and satiates the gun wielding penis extortionist mastermind, he goes back to his regular life and one day while he's cutting up hot dogs for his child he feels a desire to cut off another penis.

    But not for the evil mastermind this time, but for himself.

    WHAT U FINK MMM Qs?

    And he starts buying hotdog buns at the store, but no hotdogs.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Bradley Why else would he be stealing my weiner unless it's for enjoyment?

    A social experiment.
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    show me ur genitals ur genitals show me ur genitals ur genatalia
  17. #17
    Jenny_Talia

    An old DH profile of mine.
  18. #18
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Genital maestro 69
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe someone held a gun to their head and said if you don't steal that guys Weiner I will kill your entire family. You wouldn't do it for enjoyment at that point, in my opinion, humble as it is.

    ys weiner capitalized
  20. #20
    Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Wei nert?
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