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  1. #21
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  2. #22
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    lol @ the iced coffee through a crackstraw.
  4. #24
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol nice touch, i didnt even notice that
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I fall asleep around 9am and leave my bed at 7pm. I wake up between 3-5pm but fully around 6pm.



    The regime fears the nocturnal neet
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    how come no one yells at u for having a young hoe as ur avatar
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Bradley how come no one yells at u for having a young hoe as ur avatar

    I'm not young and I'm not a hoe, but thanks for the compliment.
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian lol nice touch, i didnt even notice that

    how come no one yells at u for having a young hoe as ur avatar
  9. #29
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat this. thid ie my issue. i lately have been super turned on by thinking off ugly women but with good bodies. like the ides of fucking just super slutty women who dont necessairly look good on the fsce turns me on.

    How many times do you jack off in a day? Like 7-8?
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster How many times do you jack off in a day? Like 7-8?

    2-5
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    me ^
  12. #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung You certainly can pull on my pogo stick all night, Mister Myers. 😍

    I'll tug it like no other.
  13. #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you remember a really old squirting video where it was like a bullet vibrator on a string and the camera was weird quality with loud music in the background, blonde girl and a dude and she basically EXPLODED with very little touch or anything

    it just seems like shes peeing a bit of the way through it, and thats all I remember. I dunno I found it by accident the other day but closed the tab. I keep finding amazing stuff and then I can't find it lol so I get frustrated and give up
    BUT WHEN YOU FIND IT ITS LIKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Sadly I don't know that video. If it's over-the-top then you can probably find it on efukt.com or something.
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian

    I also stayed up on a school night.
  15. #35
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    The regime fears the nocturnal neet

    I lived life that way for years. I was a nocturnal neet as well.
  16. #36
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley how come no one yells at u for having a young hoe as ur avatar

    probably the same reason no one yells at me for having barrack obama, homeless version of lanny, alex jones, or whoever the fuck out of millions of peoples pictures ive used as avatars? because its an avatar, and not meant for you to get off to?
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    o well i did get off to all of your avatars you've ever used
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