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I'm pulling an all-nighter

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The past few days, I fall asleep around 9am and leave my bed at 7pm. I wake up between 3-5pm but fully around 6pm. I have to fix my sleeping schedule since I got classes this week, it's 4:25am right now and I have to be there at 10:45am. I have no choice. Shucks..
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Probably shouldn't have jerked off four times this night either since that's a way to deplete oneself of energy.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    really proud of u mm
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    get some speed
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Probably shouldn't have jerked off four times this night either since that's a way to deplete oneself of energy.

    this. thid ie my issue. i lately have been super turned on by thinking off ugly women but with good bodies. like the ides of fucking just super slutty women who dont necessairly look good on the fsce turns me on.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Coomer gang

    LETS HIT THE STREETS

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley really proud of u mm

    Thanks Bradley. I will charge my phone before I go to my classes (I got like an hour and a half left, it's 8:36am now) and then when I get back home, I will text you. :)
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood get some speed

    This ain't my first rodeo. I can do fine without speed.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by blaster master Black coffee

    I don't need it but I guess I'll have a cup of black coffee after breakfast.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Wariat this. thid ie my issue. i lately have been super turned on by thinking off ugly women but with good bodies. like the ides of fucking just super slutty women who dont necessairly look good on the fsce turns me on.

    Oh, Wariat! I feel you. Indeed, women with good bodies have the ability to turn me on, even if she is facially ugly.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Coomer gang

    LETS HIT THE STREETS


    Proud coomer, leggo.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    hell yeah brother what sites you use what u into?

    I like pornhub, bing and tubegalore and i'm into BIG TITTY hentai, BIG ASS, BIG PUSSY and GIANTESS VORE

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not. I've never been attracted/slept with someone that was bigger (muscle/height wise, i've fucked some fatties) than me male or female.

    Don't get me wrong, I think it'd be super cool to fuck a bitch that has no right titty so she can better shoot arrows and hold down man for snu snu, but idk i don't think those type of women are into me.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hell yeah brother what sites you use what u into?

    I like pornhub, bing and tubegalore and i'm into BIG TITTY hentai, BIG ASS, BIG PUSSY and GIANTESS VORE


    In high school, I used to be a part of a hentai forum. I had a cheesy signature back then, which was "My friendSHIP is sailing your way! " but hey, I was like.. what? 14 years old. I had to pretend I was older for obvious reasons. I had been posting on forums since 2007, at the tender age of 11.

    As for websites: I torrent my stuff. And it's all 3D. I prefer one-timers as I call 'em. Basically women who had only one video and then faded into obscurity. But before, I used websites such as Xvideos mainly. I even have an account on there and I have uploaded full-length videos there. In total, my videos have been watched 18,701,785 times. Spread over seven videos. It seems like they have taken away the amount of views that used to be publicly displayed.

    Then for a long time I also used Nudevista as it would give me access to a larger range of videos. I typically looked for videos that had a reverse cowgirl position in them as it gave the best view. But since then my taste has changed and I liked many different views now as well.

    I should say, during my ten years (and counting) of watching porn, I haven't ever developed a fetish for anything. I have to admit I have watched some disturbing stuff (animals, grannies, old farts) but that was due to curiosity and not because that's what I'm into. I remember watching a video of a Japanese girl having a live eel inserted into her butthole. Went in head first. That kind of stuff. It's really weird. But not as weird as the videos I have seen of women getting fucked by dogs (and horses). Speaking of horses, I once saw a video of a guy getting sodomized by a horse. He ended up dying from internal rupture because the horse went in too deep.

    I prefer my porn to be vanilla. I can jerk off to anything. I have porn-induced erectile dysfunction since I don't ever get boners until I start to touch myself and even then it takes some time to get hard. My latest porn obsession is probably uncensored JAV.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    And to think the first time I watched porn was when I was like 9 years old. It was 2005 and a HTML-based website was all the rage. Basically, it had a shit ton of links and each and every link would either open a new window with a picture or an embedded video in it. It was all safe for work content so when I accidentally clicked on a link that showed me a naked woman, I felt like I was looking at something I shouldn't see. Even at 9 years old, I knew I wasn't supposed to be looking at this woman in front of me who's completely naked - and guess what's she's doing? She's making farts come out of her pussy. My first porn video was a solo queef video. Imagine that. Then I would use websites such as Abbywinters since I only liked softcore. Then my foray into hentai started before I turned to hardcore porn. All this happened in the first two years of high school. I don't even remember how many times I jerked off. It was a lower frequency than now, I'm sure of it. Yet I have no raging hormones anymore. Weird.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am going to read all of that sir. I see solo queef thats cool, I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

    edit: nice, real coomer vibes reading that post. I am pretty sure I saw that exact same eel video LOL
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am going to read all of that sir. I see solo queef thats cool, I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

    edit: nice, real coomer vibes reading that post. I am pretty sure I saw that exact same eel video LOL

    I'm glad you were planning on reading it and then also read it and that you also liked it. Thanks for the nice words! I wish I could find the queef video for nostalgia's sake but it's going to be impossible. Also, I have an account on Planetsuzy as well which I joined in 2008. I had just turned 13 back then haha. I'll be honest though, the eel video's pretty hot. I'm glad I found a fellow coomer here.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    You certainly can pull on my pogo stick all night, Mister Myers. 😍
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm glad you were planning on reading it and then also read it and that you also liked it. Thanks for the nice words! I wish I could find the queef video for nostalgia's sake but it's going to be impossible. Also, I have an account on Planetsuzy as well which I joined in 2008. I had just turned 13 back then haha. I'll be honest though, the eel video's pretty hot. I'm glad I found a fellow coomer here.

    Do you remember a really old squirting video where it was like a bullet vibrator on a string and the camera was weird quality with loud music in the background, blonde girl and a dude and she basically EXPLODED with very little touch or anything

    it just seems like shes peeing a bit of the way through it, and thats all I remember. I dunno I found it by accident the other day but closed the tab. I keep finding amazing stuff and then I can't find it lol so I get frustrated and give up
    BUT WHEN YOU FIND IT ITS LIKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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