Why don't we breed primates?

1. 2022-01-07 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   maddie Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And mountain goat speech? how does that work?

   
   bahhhhhh
2. 2022-01-07 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by mmQ Wait I said we should super enhance any special abilities they might have that we ourselves don't have. I guess maybe we think that it isn't worth the investment and that we can just simply invest in ourselves to do the same things since we're already so far ahead of them.

   
   We invested in dogs for thousands of years and it seems to have paid off as not only do we now have these loyal companions, they are better than us at smelling, tracking, chasing after rats, retrieving ducks, etc.
   
   At the very, very least, apes are much stronger than humans, imagine if got them to just do all the labor. They could be like the Doozers in Fraggle Rock.
   
   
3. 2022-01-07 at 5:55 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by maddie now you are just making up your own definitions. thats not how human speech works..
   you are just saying non-sense that you think sounds good but in reality thats not how it works.

   
   What I'm saying is that anything that ever happens or can happen, is natural, otherwise nature wouldn't allow it to happen. The end.
4. 2022-01-07 at 5:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Obbe We invested in dogs for thousands of years and it seems to have paid off as not only do we now have these loyal companions, they are better than us at smelling, tracking, chasing after rats, retrieving ducks, etc.
   
   At the very, very least, apes are much stronger than humans, imagine if got them to just do all the labor. They could be like the Doozers in Fraggle Rock.
   
   

   
   Ok I changed my mind. Let's domesticate primates.
5. 2022-01-07 at 5:57 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I lived with nature for many years and can tell you she doesn't give a shit about most things, least of all human existence.
6. 2022-01-07 at 5:59 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by maddie but the definition of synthetic elements is "do not occur naturally on Earth" so please explain why you are discrediting a definition.. if thats the case, i can say any word means something else without any reconciliation. This then changes every word ever in history.

   
   
   
   Now you understand Republican "alternative facts".
7. 2022-01-07 at 6 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 Now you understand Republican "alternative facts".

   
   Democrat "alternative facts": The mini riot on Jan 6th was akin to the American civil war, Pearl harbor and 9/11
8. 2022-01-07 at 6:01 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by mmQ Ok I changed my mind. Let's domesticate primates.

   
   Let's hope some more advanced alien species decides to domesticate us, too.
9. 2022-01-07 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #69
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by maddie now you are just making up your own definitions. thats not how human speech works..
   you are just saying non-sense that you think sounds good but in reality thats not how it works.

   
   
   
   You really need to pay more attention to the Republican Party these days.
   
   Black is white.
   
   Up is down.
   
   Rump is good.
   
   Got it yet?
10. 2022-01-07 at 6:05 PM UTC

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    maddie Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by stl1 You really need to pay more attention to the Republican Party these days.
    
    Black is white.
    
    Up is down.
    
    Rump is good.
    
    Got it yet?

    
    this is an American political party? i dont pay attention to those
11. 2022-12-12 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Monkey-butlers in every home!
    
    Imagine how much free time we would all gain!
    
    
12. 2022-12-12 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i can't wait till someone tries to fuck one and gets their face ripped off.
13. 2022-12-12 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe The same way we did with wolves?
    
    We took wolves and through generations of artificial selection made all these varieties of dogs.
    
    Imagine what we could do with chimps and monkeys and gorillas.

    
    It's already been done we don't have to imagine it.
14. 2022-12-12 at 5:47 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's already been done we don't have to imagine it.

    
    Link?
15. 2022-12-12 at 6:43 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Link?

    
    Lol why the fuck are you doubting him? Do you want him to make you look foolish, like he does most others? 🤨
16. 2022-12-12 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #76
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
17. 2022-12-12 at 6:51 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by WellHung Lol why the fuck are you doubting him? Do you want him to make you look foolish, like he does most others? 🤨

    
    I think I do that well enough all by myself.
18. 2022-12-12 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe I think I do that well enough all by myself.

    
    How are you and your wife getting along these days? Has she had another meltdown and insisted that she wanted to divorce you?
19. 2022-12-12 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by WellHung How are you and your wife getting along these days? Has she had another meltdown and insisted that she wanted to divorce you?

    
    We get along fine, although she has mental health issues that are compounded by a dependency on alcohol. She is seeing a therapist now and will this week be starting a medication to help her get off alcohol.
20. 2022-12-12 at 7:45 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    does she want someone to talk to about being her alcoholism?