Balloon Man's Suicide Topical Discussion Thread

1. 2022-12-11 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks he recently discussed his impending suicide and that he had access to firearms.
   
   ITT we provide different perspectives and discuss potential dates and alternatives.
2. 2022-12-11 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Balloon Man I think I'll blow my brains out in the next few months. Idk why. I don't feel like doing it at all right now. I just feel like I felt my brainwave shift last night. I think I am going to blow.my brains out in 2-3 months. My swings have been getting more extreme. I'll get rid of my firearms ASAP I think and try to survive it but it will probably be more painful than ever.

3. 2022-12-11 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I think he'll kill himself by intentionally driving his vehicle at a high rate of speed intro or off of something and die instantly.
4. 2022-12-11 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   On or around Feb 10 to Feb 13, 2023
5. 2022-12-11 at 1:20 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   What the fuck is a balloon man
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   • RIPtotse
6. 2022-12-11 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is this something related to balloon boy?
   
   
7. 2022-12-20 at 1:53 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's hard to answer the question without knowing his personal circumstances.
8. 2022-12-20 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Is this something related to balloon boy?
   
   

   
   Ya same guy
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   • RIPtotse
9. 2022-12-31 at 5:12 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Bump
10. 2022-12-31 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    tropical suicide
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    • Instigator
11. 2022-12-31 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #11
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    blunt force impact from a coconut
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    • Instigator
12. 2022-12-31 at 9:50 AM UTC

    #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    He lives in cali if times get tough u could just say ur homeless and get free food/money
13. 2022-12-31 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse He lives in cali if times get tough u could just say ur homeless and get free food/money

    
    Hell there's half his problem, if I was forced to live in CA I'd probably blow my brains out too.
    
    Seriously if he really has mental problems he needs to seek professional help. Half the niggas on here will encourage him to do it and provide different methods.
14. 2022-12-31 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    This is the professional help we give him. Follow what the polled audience wants. Like who wants to be a millionaire?
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    • jerryb
15. 2022-12-31 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    If 4 people who know you say hey don't lol yourself and 0 said do it. Don't!
    
    But if you do three proceeding days valentine's day I will win
16. 2022-12-31 at 5:27 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley This is the professional help we give him. Follow what the polled audience wants. Like who wants to be a millionaire?

    
    I don't know Bradley, seems this place doesn't have a good record helping people. Haven't a few member offed themselves.
17. 2022-12-31 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    We need to keep him away from pins and high altitudes.
18. 2023-01-01 at 2:59 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by jerryb I don't know Bradley, seems this place doesn't have a good record helping people. Haven't a few member offed themselves.

    
    Yeah about fifteen. We have an extremely high rate of suicide. We could do something about it but as long as we have ANY new blood coming in it doesn't really matter.
    
    As previously discussed, we have Three High Priests of the Triangulia. As I am the third I feel as though I can speak on this.
    
    You are in the temple of the screaming election. Our temple like most Old Gods requires sacrifice and he seems to have a very strong taste for young drug addicts.
    
    Roshambo, Ghost and myself have been considered and attempted forced entry but the Great Polygod has chosen others to call into service.
    
    The most notable being Saint Bill Krozby and Malice.
19. 2023-01-01 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah about fifteen. We have an extremely high rate of suicide. We could do something about it but as long as we have ANY new blood coming in it doesn't really matter.
    
    As previously discussed, we have Three High Priests of the Triangulia. As I am the third I feel as though I can speak on this.
    
    You are in the temple of the screaming election. Our temple like most Old Gods requires sacrifice and he seems to have a very strong taste for young drug addicts.
    
    Roshambo, Ghost and myself have been considered and attempted forced entry but the Great Polygod has chosen others to call into service.
    
    The most notable being Saint Bill Krozby and Malice.

    
    You killed Bill Krozbyy
20. 2023-01-01 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    You aren't the nothing of nothing MURDERER