I met a guy who drinks brake fluid.

1. 2022-12-07 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny insufficient quantity to swallow.
   
   u english vely fail.

   
   A human has the ability to swallow 1 molecule of materal...that's where your saliva comes into play...it's the vessel that gives the molecule a ride down to the stomach.
   
   Engrish and biology fail from the chingchong.
2. 2022-12-07 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   remember OTC GHB fuys
3. 2022-12-07 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I see you're setting yourself up for another long day of DEFEAT Vincent.
   
   
4. 2022-12-07 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Bug Fluid will set your day on a trajectory so low that the only possibility from there can be up
5. 2022-12-07 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   classic

   
   My favorite episode is still the dude doing bath salts who constructed an entire arsenal of homemade weapons to fight off the shadow people, then he went up on the roof of the house to fight one as his mom yelled at him to get down
6. 2022-12-07 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   I found it
   
   
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   • Bradley
7. 2022-12-07 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   probably the kind of retarded home alone type shit I'd get up to if I were into stims
   
   "skylar is going on the roof to fight the shadow people"
   
   
   actual fucking lol
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8. 2022-12-07 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster My favorite episode is still the dude doing bath salts who constructed an entire arsenal of homemade weapons to fight off the shadow people, then he went up on the roof of the house to fight one as his mom yelled at him to get down

   
   holy fuck I think I read about that
9. 2022-12-07 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   That shit is wild. I sent the link to my mom cuz she likes that show
10. 2022-12-07 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley That shit is wild. I sent the link to my mom cuz she likes that show

    
    How's your mom doing without you? is she getting some regular dick?
11. 2022-12-07 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Not sure we don't talk about our sex lives.
12. 2022-12-07 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Not sure we don't talk about our sex lives.

    
    Well you don't have to talk about it...I mean if she has a gentleman friend then it's likely to be the case.
13. 2022-12-07 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I don't really like hearing about people from other people and some talk about people with people, you're a gossipy little old goose nigga boo and it shows
14. 2022-12-07 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Ya I don't really like hearing about people from other people and some talk about people with people, you're a gossipy little old goose nigga boo and it shows

    
    ? how is asking a simple question "Gossiping"??
    
    I know if my mom was getting it on the reg I'd be aware of it.
15. 2022-12-07 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I told her not to tell you
16. 2022-12-07 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I told her not to tell you

    
    My mom's in a nursing home, I figure if she is getting some regular cock it's one of the male nursing staff slidin in a length on his break.
17. 2022-12-07 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Not sure we don't talk about our sex lives.

    
    Many people talk about mine
18. 2022-12-07 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I DRINK BRAIN FLUID
19. 2022-12-07 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #39
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    I think the lead is what makes it smell like perfume. I think they used to add lead to perfumes because of the sweet scent its said to have. it doesn't smell metallic but is kind of a floral scent in it's natural form.
    
    it might be why children were licking lead paint walls because it had a sweet texture to it.
    
    look it up. I bet thats true.
20. 2022-12-07 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #40
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    Lead paint has a sweet taste, which encourages children to put paint chips in their mouths and chew on surfaces like windowsills that may contain lead paint. Run cold water out of your kitchen faucet for a few minutes every morning
    
    
    https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/news/publications/health-matters/lead-poising-is-your-child-at-risk#:~:text=Lead%20paint%20has%20a%20sweet,a%20few%20minutes%20every%20morning.