2022-12-06 at 4:36 AM UTC
What if he took your legumes?
2022-12-06 at 1:31 PM UTC
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[the staring tame crusher]
I've got edamme beans in reserve :smug:
2022-12-06 at 1:38 PM UTC
I think I'll have me some baked beans on toast for me tea t'neet.
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2022-12-07 at 2:15 AM UTC
What kind of legumes do you enjoy?
2022-12-07 at 2:16 AM UTC
Creature From The Blue Legume
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2022-12-07 at 6:39 PM UTC
baked beans have been a lifelong passion of mine. Not sure what actual beans they use but whatever they are the tomato sauce puts them to bed like a mother lovingly puts her small child to bed.
2022-12-07 at 8:07 PM UTC
My dad likes to remind me of a time when I was happy getting baked eating baked beans
like okay yeah killing yourself isn't morally right but I don't think remembering eating a slightly humorous wordplay is gonna give me any more will to be alive than I have currently
which no parent wants to hear LOL then don't have kids smh entitlement at its finest
2022-12-07 at 8:58 PM UTC
If I was about to kill myself and someone brought me a plate of beans on toast, I'd postpone killing myself until I'd cleaned the plate.
2022-12-07 at 9:27 PM UTC
Nah HE REMINDED ME OF A TIME I ATE BEANS???? My dad is weird lol
one time a junkie stole my ps2 so my dad said ALRIGHT FUCK THIS and took me to every crack dealer in the neighborhood and said YOU SEE THIS CHILD WELL YOUR CUSTOMER STOLE THIS CHILDS NINTENDO AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO SELL DRUGS TO SUCH A MAN THAN YOU LOST MY BUSINESS SIR!
and T Dawg said "Ayo man his fucking NINTENDO DAWG? Dats fucked yo fuck dat nigga"
The guy that stole from me hung himself a week later from not being able to score drugs anywhere
2022-12-07 at 9:33 PM UTC
are chick peas legumes? because they're healthy as fuck
2022-12-07 at 9:44 PM UTC
If chickpeas were nuts they'd be macadamia nuts.
