Fuck work, I just wanna eat krato'z and chill out on my dab pen.

1. 2022-12-06 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   How about you get drugs at work for reaching a productivity target like 100 packages packed and shipped and you get to suck on the glass dick for 1 min
   
   also there is a points system you can cash in the points for a water bottle (this is the only way to get water unless you bring your own and most people just spend their points to keep hydrated)
   
   also we came up with a way to scam people out of their points by making a WATER PASS for 500 points (the average someone gets per month) so they have unlimited water which costs us nothing BUT COSTS THEM EVERYTHING
   
   I would be such a good employer wow
2. 2022-12-06 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Wozny you always piging out you fat fuck you have to be the fattest person here how much bacon do you eat a day

   
   I try hard to not eat Pork. it's a dirty animal. Yes Bacon is often considered cured by fried but only rarely will I touch pork NOHOMO
   
   Im trying to stick to Chicken, Fish and occasionally red meat once a month. like stewed beef and beans and veggies. spice it up like a chili stew but with potatoes and carrots and baby onions and it gives it a nice flavor if you dice up cucumbers and throw them in for the last 15 minutes of initial cooking
   
   Slow cooker or Crockpot it
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3. 2022-12-06 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by slide22 I try hard to not eat Pork. it's a dirty animal. Yes Bacon is often considered cured by fried but only rarely will I touch pork NOHOMO

   
   I also believe this but only since working at a slaughterhouse and seeing the eating habits of average families (not the moslems I guess but halal is fucked and evil)
   
   But yeah... not just pork but factory meat is honestly disgusting (i say as I chew my CANNED CORN BEEF) and just every aspect of it makes me hate the world more, and I even think the protestors are a bunch of dumb annoying hippie loser communists with not a single better idea on how to improve or do anything different, they just bitch bitch and complain like that WILL SOLVE ANYTHING well well at least they arent PART OF THE PROBLEM LIKE ME
   
   Both the left and right wants backyard chickens to be illegal btw...
4. 2022-12-06 at 11:22 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   What are "kratoz"
   
   Oh wait nevermind
   
   Yeah I quit Crouton lately but I might pick it back up again because it helps me work better than other stuff
5. 2022-12-07 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost universal income sounds cool until you ask how they pay for it

   
   Well they pay for it with the money saved by having robots do it and taxing the companies accordingly.
6. 2022-12-07 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Yeah I only expected them to give workers speed
   Also ghost I also love corn beef
7. 2022-12-07 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Yeah I only expected them to give workers speed
   Also ghost I also love corn beef

   
   don't get me started
   
   i bet you buy the wrong one with potato in it
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood corn beef comes in a can I don't know about corn beef HASH in a can like god damn wouldn't that cut down on the amount of salt and beef? Like even with one can of corned beef if we make corn beef hash that feeds 2 people so by that logic 1 can of "Corn beef hash" with the hash already in it should only feed 1 person since it has half the amount of corn beef to make up for the room required to fit in the hash
   
   Is this like some american dollar tree shit like the burgers in a can?
   
   

8. 2022-12-11 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   corn beef comes in a can I don't know about corn beef HASH in a can like god damn wouldn't that cut down on the amount of salt and beef? Like even with one can of corned beef if we make corn beef hash that feeds 2 people so by that logic 1 can of "Corn beef hash" with the hash already in it should only feed 1 person since it has half the amount of corn beef to make up for the room required to fit in the hash
   
   
   >1 can feeds me 2 meals of corn beef hash if made with 2 eggs.
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9. 2022-12-11 at 11:17 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   but i eat a lot less than most people i think
10. 2022-12-11 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Bradley corn beef comes in a can I don't know about corn beef HASH in a can like god damn wouldn't that cut down on the amount of salt and beef?

    
    THANK YOU!@!!!
11. 2022-12-12 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    hey fuck face i wanna show u 1 thing
12. 2022-12-12 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    
    json corrector
13. 2022-12-12 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I do get both tho this one I use for NON Breakfasts