New viral Starbucks drink it's called the Grylls Favorite

1. 2022-12-06 at 2:43 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sits there in your cup looking all cute and tasty.

   
   no i mean, like really, what does tea give you instead of just being tasty.
2. 2022-12-06 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I would've traded it for the opium personally
3. 2022-12-06 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no i mean, like really, what does tea give you instead of just being tasty.

   
   Hydration.
4. 2022-12-06 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hydration.

   
   you can get that from plain, distilled water.
5. 2022-12-06 at 3:08 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can get that from plain, distilled water.

   
   I didn't say you couldn't...but you can't get the combination of delicious taste and hydration from distilled water.
6. 2022-12-06 at 3:14 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I didn't say you couldn't…but you can't get the combination of delicious taste and hydration from distilled water.

   
   so like i asked earlier ....
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no i mean, like really, what does tea give you instead of just being tasty.

7. 2022-12-06 at 3:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Like I said...Hydration...but hydration isn't the only reason one drinks tea...you excluding the tasty factor doesn't exclude it from being a reason.
   
   
8. 2022-12-06 at 3:37 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Like I said…Hydration…but hydration isn't the only reason one drinks tea…you excluding the tasty factor doesn't exclude it from being a reason.
   
   

   
   still it doesnt change your reason that the only reason you drink tea over water is for its taste.
9. 2022-12-06 at 3:43 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny still it doesnt change your reason that the only reason you drink tea over water is for its taste.

   
   I said "cute and tasty".
   
   water isn't cute and tasty....it's neither.
10. 2022-12-06 at 4:02 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I said "cute and tasty".
    
    water isn't cute and tasty….it's neither.

    
    describe in vivid and pornographic details what does cuteness taste like.
11. 2022-12-06 at 4:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny describe in vivid and pornographic details what does cuteness taste like.

    
    cutness doesn't taste like anything...hence they were listed separately, "cute and tasty"
12. 2022-12-06 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson cutness doesn't taste like anything…hence they were listed separately, "cute and tasty"

    
    
    if its not taste then what makes a drink "cute".
13. 2022-12-06 at 4:14 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Not enough teabagging in here
14. 2022-12-06 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if its not taste then what makes a drink "cute".

    
    Well cuteness is a subjective thing...what I find cute doesn't mean you'd find it cute...same as you find 7yr old boys cute and I don't.
    
    I could describe the way it reflects the wavelength of light giving it that golden brown look, or how it gently "waves" when you briefly knock the side of the cup...the way a stray tea leaf remnant swirls around the whirlpool formation left by a silver spoon in the cup or how it glistens in the light on ones lips after you've consumed some of it's molecular mates.
    
    ..but if you don't find cuteness in a cup of tea then those descriptives simply fall on metaphorically dry ignorant lips.
15. 2022-12-06 at 4:26 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well cuteness is a subjective thing…what I find cute doesn't mean you'd find it cute…same as you find 7yr old boys cute and I don't.
    
    I could describe the way it reflects the wavelength of light giving it that golden brown look, or how it gently "waves" when you briefly knock the side of the cup…the way a stray tea leaf remnant swirls around the whirlpool formation left by a silver spoon in the cup or how it glistens in the light on ones lips after you've consumed some of it's molecular mates.
    
    ..but if you don't find cuteness in a cup of tea then those descriptives simply fall on metaphorically dry ignorant lips.

    
    oooo, you mean "gay".
16. 2022-12-06 at 4:29 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no i mean, like really, what does tea give you instead of just being tasty.

    
    it has drugs, he's a drug addict
17. 2022-12-06 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny oooo, you mean "gay".

    
    ?
    
    No, gay is between two humans of the same sex, not a human and a cup of tea.