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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm on my third Monster of the day so could become demonic soon.

    Try C4 or Bang or Reign, they all give you more energy than monster
  2. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Haxxor and Kafka are soulmates


    I have no soul.. your boi don’t do cankles & orthopedic shoes.

    I’d let the fetlife whore slob my knob if she gargled with listerine first. Those fetlife tramps are double rubbers.
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I’m watching a movie SMILE
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor I have no soul.. your boi don’t do cankles & orthopedic shoes.

    I’d let the fetlife whore slob my knob if she gargled with listerine first. Those fetlife tramps are double rubbers.

    You’ll never have me.

    ~ Lost Highway quote
  5. Kafka sweaty
    You can hear her saying it at the start.

  6. Kafka sweaty
    I need to sleep this day is going nowhere
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Haxxor I have no soul.. your boi don’t do cankles & orthopedic shoes.

    I’d let the fetlife whore slob my knob if she gargled with listerine first. Those fetlife tramps are double rubbers.

    At one point in my life I had beliefs that I knew 100 percent to be true and then later they weren't true. You never know.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol this girl next to me just had a big loud orgasm like she shouted YAHOOOOOO through the walls
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also here is a life hack I just accidentally made up for people who love ice cream as much as me:

    Put your ice cream in the fridge for a little bit instead of the freezer. Then eat and enjoy.
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  10. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yay. :D

    god damn im full

    anyways -- it was diced roasted crispy pork topped off with a shit-load of guacamole, sour cream & pico de gallo (minced cilantro, onion, and tomato) wrapped up in a tortilla


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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Also here is a life hack I just accidentally made up for people who love ice cream as much as me:

    Put your ice cream in the fridge for a little bit instead of the freezer. Then eat and enjoy.

    Fascinating 🧐
  12. Originally posted by mmQ At one point in my life I had beliefs that I knew 100 percent to be true and then later they weren't true. You never know.

    Remember your Creator in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come and the years approach when you will say, “I find no pleasure in them”— before the sun and the light and the moon and the stars grow dark, and the clouds return after the rain; when the keepers of the house tremble, and the strong men stoop, when the grinders cease because they are few, and those looking through the windows grow dim; when the doors to the street are closed and the sound of grinding fades; when people rise up at the sound of birds, but all their songs grow faint; when people are afraid of heights and of dangers in the streets; when the almond tree blossoms and the grasshopper drags itself along and desire no longer is stirred. Then people go to their eternal home and mourners go about the streets. Remember him—before the silver cord is severed, and the golden bowl is broken; before the pitcher is shattered at the spring, and the wheel broken at the well, and the dust returns to the ground it came from, and the spirit returns to God who gave it. “Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Teacher. “Everything is meaningless!” Not only was the Teacher wise, but he also imparted knowledge to the people. He pondered and searched out and set in order many proverbs. The Teacher searched to find just the right words, and what he wrote was upright and true. The words of the wise are like goads, their collected sayings like firmly embedded nails—given by one shepherd. Be warned, my son, of anything in addition to them. Of making many books there is no end, and much study wearies the body. Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the duty of all mankind. For God will bring every deed into judgment, including every hidden thing, whether it is good or evil.

    - King Solomon
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fake and gay

    -Satan
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ I know the difference, and I wasn't trying to say it's somehow AUTHENTIC. you said you hadn't even HEARD of a carnitas burrito. HEARD of. Like they keep those words a secret from everyone in Europe. Yet now we are discussing it.

    What the fuck IS authentic? Do you only eat authentic food? Do you exclusively go to every country in the world to eat their specific things and never eat anything else at any time?

    Yes, that's correct. I have never heard of a carnitas burrito. And authenticity in terms of food means it's prepared by the people belonging to the culture. I only eat South Asian food made by South Asians. I'd never buy it from a non-South Asian since it won't be quality food otherwise. Anyway, since we are talking about Latino cuisine here, I have to tell you that there's no Latino community here, so any sort of Latino food prepared here is done so by non-Latinos. If there was a Latino-owned business, I'd go there. Not if it's owned by a non-Latino who has non-Latino staff/cooks.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by STER0S god damn im full

    anyways – it was diced roasted crispy pork topped off with a shit-load of guacamole, sour cream & pico de gallo (minced cilantro, onion, and tomato) wrapped up in a tortilla


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    Mmmmm that looks good! Thanks for delivering.
  16. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka You’ll never have me.

    ~ Lost Highway quote




    When you're dealing with frauds and liars, listen more to what they don't say than what they do.

    ~ Busted Cankles quote
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka There’s flocks of them in Belfast. I’m a goth somedays and had a lil e-goth gang


  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    does TG mean that's a man
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    When you're dealing with frauds and liars, listen more to what they don't say than what they do.

    ~ Busted Cankles quote

    You just photoshopped that on because in the upper right hand corner there’s a mini profile picture beside her name which is different. You’re really fucking sad to go to those lengths.
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You just photoshopped that on because in the upper right hand corner there’s a mini profile picture beside her name which is different. You’re really fucking sad to go to those lengths.

    it's kinda amusing though. he also had to stretch the image to make it fit.
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