If somebody teabagged a piece of your property...

1. 2017-05-14 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Like your phone, or ipad...What would you do? How would you sanitize it? Would you use gloves everytime you touched it again?
2. 2017-05-14 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hit them in the dick with it
3. 2017-05-14 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   UV rays or whatever they use to clean goggles and shit. I don't care, fuck you.
4. 2017-05-14 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   use my tongue
5. 2017-05-14 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny use my tongue

   
   post pics of tongue
6. 2017-05-14 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   teabagged?
7. 2017-05-14 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dipped their nutsack on it
8. 2017-05-14 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oh. castration then.
9. 2017-05-15 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #9
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   u think ur the only one who touches their dick freely or not wash their hand??? u touch more balls than ur own mom
10. 2017-05-15 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lanny use my tongue

    
    This or stick my face directly over the phone and blow the germs off aggressively.