2022-12-03 at 11:40 PM UTC
Not by spectral though.
folks I just had an icky feeling, ngl. So I loaded up on a bunch of fishing eqipment, drawing equipment, you know some electronics, i had to get me a pair of slides, i aint gonna lie, we had the spare battery banks, we was kinda feelin right
then I noticed I was being followed by Spectral, Ofc I dind't grab a shopping cart, so that's one less diversionary measure away from me as I"m holding all this shit in a basket lol!
I dind't think I was gonna get tailed by two LPs within three minutes of entering they store, but I feel limke (THEY MIGHT HAVE RECOGNIZED THE ONLY WHITE BOY lol)
Haha
haha
so ofc, I'm BradleyBigBAgsB right haha, so I can't actualyl dump everything I'm in possession of like without undoing my shirt, and taking my belyt off and going through a hoola hoop mid air type shit and one again I cannot stress this enough, I live in a community over 100,000+ that's 94% hispanic, 74% cuban, the second largest int he US :|
Hahahaha but you know me i DON'T GIVE A FUCK haha
so i dumped everything and what really gottem hot was i just tried to walk out while holding my cell to my ear.
I got about 2 blocks away, the train station i was gonna flee on is 5 blocks away, this black police office walks up to me and says "What happened at the walmart?"
and I said I"m poor and trying to steal my daughter art supplies
he said "Did you open any of the merchandise?"
'No sir"
Why are you doing this?"
'I'm a real ass nigga from the 414, sir."
Go home
"is that it? really?"
Go home.
THANKS!
2022-12-03 at 11:43 PM UTC
Every time I have every shoplifted I ALWAYS leave while having a fake phone call going. Its probably a dead giveaway but I never got caught that way.
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2022-12-03 at 11:46 PM UTC
I'd have asked the officer yeah what DID happen at Walmart? What is CONSTANTLY happening at Walmart even right now as you talk to me? Maybe a shooting? Maybe some 600 lb girl in her underwear is driving around in a motorized scooter shoving steaks and ostrich up her ass? Maybe you should go back there and do your job and stop pestering me.
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2022-12-03 at 11:53 PM UTC
1. Buy the desired items.
2. Get the receipt.
3. Steal everything on receipt and bring receipt.
4. Return one set of items for full refund with receipt.
5. Keep second set of items.
2022-12-03 at 11:57 PM UTC
Spectral would have ran after you like the T-1000 from Terminator 2
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Spectral would have ran after you like the T-1000 from Terminator 2
I've chased shoplifters up to two miles. Ended up in one's living room one time, with the bag of fresh loot just laying there on the living room floor.
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2022-12-04 at 12:26 AM UTC
logic says the 100 year old will be slower than the 50 year old than than the 25 year old than the 15 year old (You maximize speed between 14-16)
2022-12-04 at 12:27 AM UTC
Vinny's only 4 feet tall but he often outruns the fastest 2-6 year olds.
2022-12-05 at 2:25 PM UTC
Every time I've shoplifted I've always given a store employee the value of the goods in cash so as to secure my safe getaway. 100% success rate so far.
