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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    I put a TV in front of the fireplace because I'm gonna DVD a yule log

    It gets really hot if we light a log in there so I'm gonna try that instead
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    I like it better when it gets so cold you can't move UNLESS you light a log oh man now thats living WAKING UP EARLY FIRING UP THE WOOD STOVE

    the cats can tell when it's time to wake up they all emerge from the warm pile
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a pig nigger whorebag
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    gas all muslims and kikes

  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I was scared you were gone forever

    I'm firing balb
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm glad youre back BallonBoy.
  8. I had a very strange night and now i had tacos so im gonna crash
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    jacked off into the sink, toilet is too close to the floor or maybe i'm just too tall

  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost jacked off into the sink, toilet is too close to the floor or maybe i'm just too tall


    Is that your gold plated "Desert Eagle" meth pipe lighter?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by slide22 Is that your gold plated "Desert Eagle" meth pipe lighter?

    Nope. It's MY gold plated "Desert Eagle" meth pipe lighter.
  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    scheduling a service call.
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’m not doing it at this exact moment because my phone would get wet duh I’m about to be washing my XXL cock ring though
  15. Look everyone It's Grylls!!! Hi Grylls!
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yeah
  17. Why so down hot stuff?
  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why so down hot stuff?

    Just look at him. Poor bastard
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    watching a clusterfuck of a construction site go on right in front of my eyes..

    as for my paint job its kinda fucked up but its not my fault. I'll still get paid like a boss.
    they fucked up my stain job cus the ripped the fuck out of the bead boards i had stained before they put it up and then some jack leg thought it would help to sand the bad spots but it just fucked up my work then I had to paint railings but the carpenter was a druggy and got pissy while workin on em and he beat the shit out of the nice wood and after its painted it just screams look at me i'm some fucked up shit. anyways I made 5 g's in the last week.
    I'll make 5 more next week
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wondering about don't tell them I hope she's ok
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