End of the Year Close Up Lock Up

1. 2022-11-30 at 5:22 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks were gonna end this year out right. I'm lockin shit up and shuttin shit down. For this I'ma need some bike locks!
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2. 2022-11-30 at 5:24 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Normally I save this for March when everyone starts walking around and melting footprints. Since I'm in Florida it's no problem this year.
   
   Fun fact since I'm not damaging anything, I can put it on anything. It's a gift. That's the law!
3. 2022-11-30 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm lockin shit up and shuttin shit down.

   
   Lanny has this covered.
4. 2022-11-30 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I use bike locks on ppls shit
5. 2022-11-30 at 8:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I use bike locks on ppls shit

   
   Try batteries in a sock on the people, it makes taking their shit so much easier.
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6. 2022-11-30 at 8:52 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   They just take the whole rack in my hood you better chain it to the pavement and watch out for that one nigga that goes around at 3am with a chisel slowly prying them all loose
7. 2022-11-30 at 8:56 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try batteries in a sock on the people, it makes taking their shit so much easier.

   
   i'm not trying to take ANYTHING bro, learn to read, i find cars, doors, bikes, w/e private property and I put a bike lock on them. Sometimes I hook shopping carts to cars, doors together, go throug the windows and do the 2 doors together, u know what i mean
8. 2022-11-30 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   and then come back and steal it later?
9. 2022-11-30 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley i'm not trying to take ANYTHING bro, learn to read

   
   Previously on Niggas in Space
   
   

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm gonna go get me some new kicks today. I'm wearing these jail slides to motivate me to come up on some size 12-14 today lol
   
   I'm gonna commit a lot of crimes today y'all.

10. 2022-11-30 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Ghost and then come back and steal it later?

    
    no you dumbass its for the lols.
    If i had all the free time that brad does id hide in da bushes n film their reaction. Id do alot of car door handles to stationary objects or lock padlocks on some fag with gaged out ears
11. 2022-11-30 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Superglue peoples door locks is far more perplexing and inconvenient for them. Just squirt and go. (as me old mum used to say)
12. 2022-11-30 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Ghost and then come back and steal it later?

    
    no you dumbass its for the lols.
    
    I do alot of car door handles to stationary object
13. 2022-11-30 at 10:24 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    my favorite is shopping carts or just to fancy rims on the passenger side so when they get up to 30 MPH that motherfucker goin THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD haha
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14. 2022-11-30 at 10:25 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    or if u use 2 you can hook shopping carts to people's grills so when they back up the cart (sideways) starts getting dragged with their vehicle
15. 2022-11-30 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut
    " Niggers lick my anus"
    
    why is this such a meme on 4chan? and why does it have to be someone you don't like? what if a white friend did this? what if a Jewish princess did this?
    
    it's not "Nigga's lick my anus" it's like 'The people I fear most are doing a nice thing in the heat of passion. I mean come on. at best just say "Those people I feared most and nervous around did a freakishly nice thing to me"
    
    I mean come on, Fuys! Am I Right?
16. 2022-11-30 at 11 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    You're a faggot Wozny.
17. 2022-12-01 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Superglue peoples door locks is far more perplexing and inconvenient for them. Just squirt and go. (as me old mum used to say)

    
    wats old mum
18. 2022-12-01 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by cigreting wats old mum

    
    Damn it man we’ve explained this too you already. mum = mom
19. 2022-12-01 at 1:41 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Superglue peoples door locks is far more perplexing and inconvenient for them. Just squirt and go. (as me old mum used to say)

    
    lol, I did that when I was a kid
    
    locksmiths can't do shit about it, they usually just end up trying to smash the lock out with a hammer
20. 2022-12-01 at 3:18 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    ya but then there vehicle is hella fucked up