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  1. #21
    Bradley Black Hole
    their
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nah I was talking about house doors
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by aldra lol, I did that when I was a kid

    locksmiths can't do shit about it, they usually just end up trying to smash the lock out with a hammer

    i also did that to compensate for my small penis.

    what were you trying to compensate.
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was jealous because I didn't have any doors of my own
  5. #25
    ah sea
  6. #26
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley since when did u turn chomo MAP?


    Thats a pretty pedo pic u got therr in yer profile pic
  7. #27
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try batteries in a sock on the people, it makes taking their shit so much easier.

    I remember when they used to throw batteries from the stands onto the field during baseball games
  8. #28
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Bradley since when did u turn chomo MAP?


    Thats a pretty pedo pic u got therr in yer profile pic

    I'm not,

    It's not a pedo pic, asian ppl r just really small and 'she' didn't have any money until porn so now braces at 25
  9. #29
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I remember when they used to throw batteries from the stands onto the field during baseball games

    typically a lock in a sock is used, but a bar of soap or really anything hard will work, in prison a lock is used most often if you can force one off a trunk.
  10. #30
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I always wanted to see someone put a padlock on someone with huge gauges in their ears
  11. #31
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley typically a lock in a sock is used, but a bar of soap or really anything hard will work, in prison a lock is used most often if you can force one off a trunk.

    That makes me think of Full Metal Jacket when they beat this dude with bars of soap in socks because he got them all in trouble
  12. #32
    Bradley Black Hole
    ya that's the most stereotypical 2009 hijinx rob and big lookin ass prank every little boy in our generation thought was da coolest.

    so they make these gun locks that are like small bike locks meant to go through the breach of firearms, the police stations give them away, I'm thinking about throwing on my camo shirt and some blue jeans and walking down tot he police station and telling them I need 4.

    In WI they don't check ID or anything, and they free!


    WAYYYYYYYYYY harder to cut through (I tried before!) than the bike locks. mmmmm it's small so the rim won't be that good cuz u wont get hte CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK of it fuckin up your wheel well goin down the street, and carts to grills are out the question, hmm,

    it's only about 14 inches, I'll think of something good to put it on, but who am i kidding, i haven't even got them yet, i'm just gettin really excited!

    first exam in 4 days but I'mma try to pass the test guessin
  13. #33
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster That makes me think of Full Metal Jacket when they beat this dude with bars of soap in socks because he got them all in trouble

    if you beat someone with PVC pipe u can hit them as hard as you want and it won't break any of their bones and unless u get them with the end (where it's a sharp angle) it won't even fuck their face up (that bad)

    Rebar cut to 8-14 inches wrapped in black electrical tape is the exact opposite, you ONLY break bones and no matter how you get them it's gonna fuck them up pretty bad.
  14. #34
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm so excited to LOCK IT UP

    AND SHUT IT DOWN

  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    LOL electrical tape is like 1mm thick, what's that going to do to stop a steel bar
  16. #36
    Bradley Black Hole
    It's so my hands don't get cold Aldra, i have arthritis and holding cold metal while fighting is kinda hard for me so I wrap it in electrical tape so it's not so cold. :)
  17. #37
    Originally posted by cigreting wats old mum

    A more aged version of a young mum
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    also i began using this weapon (the rebar) when I was 12, I'd find it at construction sites and we'd go back to my place where i had a grinder and we'd cut it into pieces and then go fuck people/cars/houses being developed.

    We'd go to where they were building houses at like 3 or 4pm after school right after they all left, and we'd ride our bikes to the back of the houses being built and break ina nd just DESTROY SHIT

    smashing everything we could with hammers and 2x4s and rocks and once the entire thing looked like a tornado had gone through it and there was just debris everywhere someone would shit right where you'd step when you'd walk in and we'd break the lights, so you walk in at 6am and just step in shit and see everythings destroyed haha
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  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    one time we made the floor sag cuz they hadn't put up drywall yet and my friend was just smashing 2x4s that were holding up this like partition (none of us knew what "load bearing walls" were in our early teens) and as he's smashing it right the whole floor above him just starts sagging and we can hear it like busting and shit haha and the thing just sags like a foot and a half and we start hacking at the remainder of the wall trying to get the top floor to come down but it held and just kept sagging lol
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  20. #40
    Bradley Black Hole
    Throwing hammers (or w/e hand tools they left) as hard as we could into walls/windows/doors/each other/flooring was my favorite part. I always wanted to burn some of them down but we never did.
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