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Someone explain this shit
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2016-03-02 at 9:57 PM UTC
I'm going to gang rape you with Tyrone while darkhunter watches and and masturbates
Look at you, so excited about this gay fantasy that you start stuttering, haha. "an an an and and the then you pupuput you didick in my ass!". -
2016-03-02 at 10:17 PM UTC
I don't believe you. What's your rational for buying an iphone over an Android phone? Genuinely interested. IIRC Apple has something like a 40% profit margin and 90% of smartphone profits (probably inaccurate, but around that range). Says a lot about the people that buy their products, paying for a brand name/label (although there is the intellectual property issue).
when you buy an iphone you're not just buying a phone, your buying a way of life -
2016-03-02 at 10:39 PM UTC
Is this just a general statement or did the part about the purse offend you?
i dont get offended. i get aroused -
2016-03-02 at 10:46 PM UTC
I did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored.
jesus christ, ive never seen a more desperate cry for attention. you remind me of this nerdy bitch in one of my classes who just cant seem to bear with the fact that she isnt the center of the universe constantly, and she has to yell out "IM TIIIIRED" in this whiny voice every 10 minutes when the professor is lecturing just to make people notice her -
2016-03-02 at 10:59 PM UTC^lol
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2016-03-03 at 3:38 AM UTCI saw you in my bundy trip
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2016-03-03 at 3:53 AM UTC
took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off.
Tfw you become so much of an asshole that you actually become autistic -
2016-03-03 at 4:02 AM UTCI like lesbians and eating 40 robot pills and throw ing up
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2016-03-03 at 5:12 AM UTC
I don't believe you. What's your rational for buying an iphone over an Android phone? Genuinely interested. IIRC Apple has something like a 40% profit margin and 90% of smartphone profits (probably inaccurate, but around that range). Says a lot about the people that buy their products, paying for a brand name/label (although there is the intellectual property issue).
It's true, I would take a picture of it but the camera is kinda attached to it so... could use a webcam on my computer I guess but I don't care enough. The reason I bought an iphone is because I have exactly zero interest in ricing my phone and my use cases are simple enough that . The three things I do with my phone are read email, text, and listen to music. The first two are simple enough that OS doesn't really matter and the music story has always been better on iOS than android, for hopefully obvious reasons. General OS chrome is better in iOS too, although that's a bit subjective. Then there's physical considerations, build quality is generally better (yes you can find well built android devices but they almost always have something wrong with them, be it shitty battery life, crappy screens, or poor form factors (I have a 5s, it's the perfect form factor to me, the trend towards oversize screens is just a reflection of the general misuse of phones these days)), battery life is good (again, 5s, I can't speak to newer models, I know the battery case thing happened but that's a reason not to by that particular model), screen is better than anything you'll find in android land. God knows I have no love for apple, I just think they make a better product for what I want out of a phone. -
2016-03-03 at 5:15 AM UTC
It's true, I would take a picture of it but the camera is kinda attached to it so… could use a webcam on my computer I guess but I don't care enough. The reason I bought an iphone is because I have exactly zero interest in ricing my phone and my use cases are simple enough that . The three things I do with my phone are read email, text, and listen to music. The first two are simple enough that OS doesn't really matter and the music story has always been better on iOS than android, for hopefully obvious reasons. General OS chrome is better in iOS too, although that's a bit subjective. Then there's physical considerations, build quality is generally better (yes you can find well built android devices but they almost always have something wrong with them, be it shitty battery life, crappy screens, or poor form factors (I have a 5s, it's the perfect form factor to me, the trend towards oversize screens is just a reflection of the general misuse of phones these days)), battery life is good (again, 5s, I can't speak to newer models, I know the battery case thing happened but that's a reason not to by that particular model), screen is better than anything you'll find in android land. God knows I have no love for apple, I just think they make a better product for what I want out of a phone.
You're completely, totally gay for Malice. -
2016-03-03 at 1:42 PM UTC
You're completely, totally gay for Malice.
It's bretty cute but bretty gay as well. -
2016-03-04 at 2:43 PM UTCAre you a triangle? Delta delta ddelta like the Panama canal but that's not a delta ∆ it's a camal jockey from panama ∆∆∆∆ PANA MAH
