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Someone explain this shit
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2016-03-02 at 12:05 AM UTC[FONT=helvetica]"Where do you find these girls that continue to talk to you after you've already made several threats to their person and told them to kill themselves?"[/FONT]
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2016-03-02 at 12:07 AM UTCAnswer: being an beta Male
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2016-03-02 at 12:11 AM UTC[FONT=helvetica]Your vagina moistens and lubricates as you read me telling you what a worthless piece of trash you are[/FONT]
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2016-03-02 at 12:17 AM UTCThis is so fucking hardcore right here
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2016-03-02 at 3:18 AM UTCAdd all their friends on Facebook and send them all "Hey cutie wassup" never fails
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2016-03-02 at 4:50 AM UTCI did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored. -
2016-03-02 at 5:06 AM UTCi don't want to read your diary, especially when there are consecutive sentences about how to take a battery out of a phone
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2016-03-02 at 5:24 AM UTCI just type because I lyke 2 type about bullshit. An audience isn't important, your post just reminded how bawws I am. It was mostly about ho control
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2016-03-02 at 5:27 AM UTC
I did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored.
I have an iphone and can't open the chassis to take the battery out so I stopped reading after the first sentence knowing it wouldn't be relevant to me because of that. Actually, to be honest, I got "took the battery out of my phone" in the first saccade and didn't catch the start of the sentence, so I really only read like half a sentence before stopping.
Are you aware not everyone has phones with removable batteries? If not I suggest you do your research. You're excluding a significant portion of your viewership by using non-inclusive language like "took the battery out of my phone" and frankly I won't stand for that kind of behavior on this site. This is a safe place where we accept both people with phones with removable batteries and people without the same battery-removal privilege. Please be more considerate when posting in the future or I may have to issue you a formal warning. -
2016-03-02 at 5:32 AM UTC
I just type because I lyke 2 type about bullshit. An audience isn't important, your post just reminded how bawws I am. It was mostly about ho control
I read the post to see if there was anything worthwhile besides instructions on phone operation. You dumped your GF's purse into a lake for no reason basically, which is luls but also borders on faggotry. That's like something a 2 year old would do, and I can say this because I've smeared MY DAD IS A CHILD MOLESTER on the walls in ketchup before. I bet you did it because you wanted to write a post about it, and then when you posted you're liek "so today i...", to act like being a brain damaged toddler is your go-to resting state. It's not, it's mine, you get no cool points from me. -
2016-03-02 at 5:45 AM UTC
I have an iphone
I stopped reading right here
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2016-03-02 at 5:50 AM UTC
I read the post to see if there was anything worthwhile besides instructions on phone operation. You dumped your GF's purse into a lake for no reason basically, which is luls but also borders on faggotry. That's like something a 2 year old would do, and I can say this because I've smeared MY DAD IS A CHILD MOLESTER on the walls in ketchup before. I bet you did it because you wanted to write a post about it, and then when you posted you're liek "so today i…", to act like being a brain damaged toddler is your go-to resting state. It's not, it's mine, you get no cool points from me.
what the fuck are you going on about. Batteries are a metaphor for neurotransmitters functioning properly -
2016-03-02 at 5:56 AM UTCTaking out a battery is a metaphor for removing a vibrating phone from your colon
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2016-03-02 at 5:57 AM UTCThat you found IN PRISON
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2016-03-02 at 11 AM UTCI'm going to gang rape you with Tyrone while darkhunter watches and and masturbates
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2016-03-02 at 12:29 PM UTCWhat's the red triangle in the third picture?
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2016-03-02 at 5:39 PM UTC
I did cocaine until 9am and took the battery out of my phone. I was with a girl and some guys but did not fuck her, although she said I could. When I put the battery back in it immediately started ringing and my gf and her 4 year old son were on their way to my house. She assumed I was cheating on her, I reassured her I was doing cocaine with male compadres. Then I played super smash brothers with her son, fucked her in the other room (which made a loud clapping noise that her son must be used to by now) and she was kinda nervous about her son catching us again. Then we smoked cigarettes and talked while she stressed about her daughter getting on a different bus to go to her piano teachers house and I laid down naked. Then I gave her $20 for a cab and fell asleep for 7 hours and woke up missing calls from a different girl who's in another city now and wants to bang again and a shady car salesman who's on his way to jail. I once took my girlfriend to a bridge that goes over traintracks and told her to look down then threw her purse off (she had two on her, I picked the one she had before she met me) while she cried uncontrollably. I told her that would be her if she fucks around. I also told her to wait in the lobby of a building (twice) while I went and fucked another girl.
The truth is women just want a relationship to work because that's how they feel they have value. After spending months telling her to kill herself, if you start to acknowledge her decision to continue living might have been a good idea, they'll feel like they achieved something and are doing alright. Plus she's probably bored.
I want to waterboard you using an old homeless woman's underwear and my nut sauce
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2016-03-02 at 6:30 PM UTC
I want to waterboard you using an old homeless woman's underwear and my nut sauce
Is this just a general statement or did the part about the purse offend you? -
2016-03-02 at 7:21 PM UTC
I have an iphone and can't open the chassis to take the battery out so I stopped reading after the first sentence knowing it wouldn't be relevant to me because of that. Actually, to be honest, I got "took the battery out of my phone" in the first saccade and didn't catch the start of the sentence, so I really only read like half a sentence before stopping.
Are you aware not everyone has phones with removable batteries? If not I suggest you do your research. You're excluding a significant portion of your viewership by using non-inclusive language like "took the battery out of my phone" and frankly I won't stand for that kind of behavior on this site. This is a safe place where we accept both people with phones with removable batteries and people without the same battery-removal privilege. Please be more considerate when posting in the future or I may have to issue you a formal warning.
I don't believe you. What's your rational for buying an iphone over an Android phone? Genuinely interested. IIRC Apple has something like a 40% profit margin and 90% of smartphone profits (probably inaccurate, but around that range). Says a lot about the people that buy their products, paying for a brand name/label (although there is the intellectual property issue).
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2016-03-02 at 9:47 PM UTCSadlyThisIsJustTheWayThingsAre
True story.
I seem to meet a disproportionate amount of girls that have been molested when they were young, kek, now i'm not saying aliens...
