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Does everyone feel that they had a nice day, today?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    nigger.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nah

    I'm fucking up too much lately

    Actually I got a good Friday sale so that was coool
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I got really lucky, I went to go pull money out for rent (I pay week to week) and I pulled out 200, when I went home I went to hand the manager the money, and I only had 180, confused, I went back the four blocks to the ATM at this bar, and low and behold, a 20$ bill was still inside the ATM dispensing tray.
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  4. #4
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yesterday? Not so much. Fingers crossed today will be wonderful
  5. #5
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Had a great Thanksgiving, relaxing today.
  6. #6
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    The holidays are usually a hard time for me.

    Bradley that’s so funny! Once I was staying at a hotel and when I paid I had dropped a hundred dollar bill. I noticed that I was down $100 more than I had spent that day when I got up to my room. So I called down to the front desk where I had checked in and they told me they found it and gave it back to me.

    I was honestly surprised that they were so honest, the girl could totally have kept it and said nothing no one would have known.
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    what would you have done unsub if you found a hundo while at work?
  8. #8
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung nigger.

    Bitch-Fag

    It hasn't even started yet.

    still sipp'n my Dr Pepper.
  9. #9
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB The holidays are usually a hard time for me.

    Bradley that’s so funny! Once I was staying at a hotel and when I paid I had dropped a hundred dollar bill. I noticed that I was down $100 more than I had spent that day when I got up to my room. So I called down to the front desk where I had checked in and they told me they found it and gave it back to me.

    I was honestly surprised that they were so honest, the girl could totally have kept it and said nothing no one would have known.

    More people are giving back. I did this most of my life. if it was a person I would. but honestly, if you got 100 out of a ATM by mistake, it takes a real good person to give it back. people hate the system more than other humans. Yet wrong is wrong
  10. #10
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I woke up late around 7pm.
  11. #11
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I woke up this morning and took a huge dump and thought of weehung.
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  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yesterday? Not so much. Fingers crossed today will be wonderful

    Are you okay? Did someone hurt you Mrs hee hee?
  13. #13
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I woke up late around 7pm.

    You fucking piece of shit.

    naw just kidding. do you feel crisp, now? or that "I slept to long and I'm oddly tired from over sleeping"
  14. #14
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    nope. bout ready to go get a helium canister from Party City, and a hose and mask on Amazon prime.
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  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster nope. bout ready to go get a helium canister from Party City, and a hose and mask on Amazon prime.

    Goodbye and best of luck next time around.
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  16. #16
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Goodbye and best of luck next time around.

    Fuckin way she goes
  17. #17
    I worked 14 hours and now I’m at home doing shots by myself. Today was a good day
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  18. #18
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster nope. bout ready to go get a helium canister from Party City, and a hose and mask on Amazon prime.

    DuWut?
  19. #19
    nootrashop Yung Blood
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  20. #20
    paperzzog Yung Blood
    TODAY I DRUNK LIKE USUAL.
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