2022-11-25 at 3:38 AM UTC
But those women are extremely beautiful. I wasn't saying that in a negative way. Latin Dancer women are stimulated to watch
it's a known fact that on average Women have stronger legs and thighs then average men
2022-11-25 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
[my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
Originally posted by CandyRein
I have no idea where they are talking about lying lol …but i accidentally posted that on yo my stories on FB …and i don't even be in there..
I had family messaging me laughing hysterically
In the Update thread a while back. It made me lol when I saw it too.(your meme that is)
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2022-11-25 at 3:47 AM UTC
You just reminded me of something else hilarious..but I'm not gonna talk about it until I get home and can relax and smoke and tell it
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2022-11-25 at 5:56 AM UTC
I know my step mom was looking down on me from Heaven guiding my hands making all that food ..I channeled her for strength...
Really miss her so much β€οΈ
2022-11-25 at 5:59 AM UTC
I talked to my birth mommy today ...she was telling me stories about my Dad...
I gotta say..my daddy was hilarious..but mannn...my mom is too ..she had me dying telling me stories ...
2022-11-25 at 6:05 AM UTC
My mommy told me 3 stories from the past today ...she also said she had a dream about my Dad...
That's him coming to visit her and let her know he's watching over us...
Thanksgiving is bitter sweet because it's the last time I saw my dad alive ...and I always replay that trip to Chicago in my mind ...
He was saying how he didn't want a bunch of company that year ..he wanted it to be only a few of us but when people started coming he was literally the welcoming committee ππ
At the door greeting people waving them in ππ₯°
2022-11-25 at 6:10 AM UTC
My mommy told me when I was born ..my daddy was walking holding me with one hand i was so small ...and she said he did this thing where he took a big wiff of me and exhaled..
My mommy was like he gone take a big wiff of you and exhaled like the movie waiting to exhale ππ
My daddy loved me so much ...from the moment i was born ..i was a daddies girl...
I'm rambling all mushy stuff lol I'm supposed to be telling the funny stuff
2022-11-25 at 6:16 AM UTC
*tokez*
My mommy said when i was 5 days old i was sick so they took me to the hospital...
On the way home she said they got into an argument about something and she got out the car with me and started walking ...she said the snow was up to her knees but she was so mad at him she just wanted out the car ...
She said my daddy got out the car in the middle of the street and told her ...
"BITCH!!!......If you don't get back in the car with my damn baby ...I'll kill you πππ₯°
We was rolling!!
I Said*tokez*
So what you do mommy...she was like i got my azz back in the car
π
2022-11-25 at 6:21 AM UTC
The way my mom tells a story is fuqn hilarious...she is just effortlessly hilarious
2022-11-25 at 6:27 AM UTC
*tokez*
So then she told me this other story about before I was born...she didn't have a license and she said she was drunk as hell and took my daddy car to go get some weed πππ
She said my daddy was sleep so she took the car and the police stopped her to tell her the lights weren't on but that's all they said... but when she got back home the parking spot was gone ...and the closest parking spot was a block away
She said my daddy woke up and started yelling someone stole his car because he parked it there and it's gone ...
She said she was like man ...i took your car when you was sleep..and i had to park it down the street π
2022-11-25 at 6:32 AM UTC
I can see my daddy coming out there and not seeing his car like ohhh hellll nah somebody stole my car ...
Then I can also imagine my mommy thinking she a smooth criminal pulling back up to the crib and the spot took π
Like ahhh hell nah ..that did not go according to the plan π
2022-11-25 at 6:36 AM UTC
the path to hard R begins with an N.
2022-11-25 at 6:45 AM UTC
I'm gonna sleep..impeccably...β€οΈ
2022-11-25 at 6:50 AM UTC
I also remember a story my mommy told me about when I was 5 ..I had my birthday a showbizz pizza.. it was called that before it was Chucky cheese pizza...
She said when they brought out the cake to sing those animatronics started moving around and singing and i started screaming crying bloody murder ππ©
I can see that chit in my mind omfgg it's forever hilarious
2022-11-25 at 7:38 AM UTC
Man...π€π
I love me....β€οΈ
2022-11-25 at 7:51 AM UTC
I have such an amazingly awesome sauce personality...
I truly do β€οΈ
