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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    nice house bro! What's your address?
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  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ya me wan cum sta 2
  4. #4
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Very nice!

    this thread is a welcome change from logging in to find hundreds of threads with scron talking to his alts and WellHung & Bradley bitch off crap.

    Nice to see someone here who’s actually well adjusted and successful ✊🏽

    Congratulations
  5. #5
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Alright, houses need constant upkeep so keep on top of it and you'll do fine.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    wellhung and I don't bitch at each other, we compliment each other negatively.
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by jerryb Alright, houses need constant upkeep so keep on top of it and you'll do fine.

    the last time he fixed this lady's house she waited till he was done and then told him to leave lol
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  8. #8
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley the last time he fixed this lady's house she waited till he was done and then told him to leave lol

    I've learned the hard way to never fix peoples shit. And never build on someones property. I know 2 guys that divorced and didn't get shit because they built houses on the gals parents property.
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that there dehumidifyer is on to keep the black moldd away,,m they wouldnt have left it for you if it wasnt needed, turn it back on and never turn it off friend
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  10. #10
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT that there dehumidifyer is on to keep the black moldd away,,m they wouldnt have left it for you if it wasnt needed, turn it back on and never turn it off friend

    Yeah you don't want that mold, it's bad shit.
  11. #11
    Nice house fona I'm glad you like your copper drains and laundry toilet.

    That's cool looks like a little drybar in one of your living rooms.

    As far as your yard being a steep hill, see if you can grow grapes . Then start the Daytona Wine company which would make you a vintner not that I know what the word means
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    i'm also kinda curious how you went from living paycheck to paycheck to buying a house
  13. #13
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i'm also kinda curious how you went from living paycheck to paycheck to buying a house

    Maybe his girlfriend has a good paying job.
  14. #14
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley nice house bro! What's your address?

    ikr

    TosZok 1st Anual NYE Event

    send the kids to the aunties house and have wifey bring all her single or swinging girlfriends over for us to have a ho-down with


    Weeee Haw!
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by slide22 ikr

    TosZok 1st Anual NYE Event

    send the kids to the aunties house and have wifey bring all her single or swinging girlfriends over for us to have a ho-down with


    Weeee Haw!

    like the bang-em-tang-em bros?
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  16. #16
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Nice house fona I'm glad you like your copper drains and laundry toilet.

    That's cool looks like a little drybar in one of your living rooms.

    As far as your yard being a steep hill, see if you can grow grapes . Then start the Daytona Wine company which would make you a vintner not that I know what the word means

    He has a slope. I mean, before I saw that basement which is huge and finished off, The first thought I had was to bore into the slope and make a cool ass Bat-Cave and storage. but he could cut it back and put a retaining wall on it and get a larger yard out of it.

    But I would be focused on doing some cool ass shit to that finished basement.

    it's a safety shelter at least. Russians invade, run downstairs. chance of a rare north-midwestern Tornado. Go down to the cellar. Want to entertain bros to bring wives over to hang out with wifey, Build a personal theater to watch football games on or basketball and have a full bar, pool tables, pinball machines, classic arcade, etc etc.

    and there seems to be two of them. thats an entire apartment right there.
    could be rental income.
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yep definitely pinball and a big teevee and kegerator
  18. #18
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor like the bang-em-tang-em bros?

    sure.

    But on a sidenote
    It's heartwarming to see Fona go from Living in Mom's basement to meeting MILF and having shared digs, to "OMG wut the fuck did I do" and moving out, to get some overpriced tool shed apartment to meeting her and now half-owner of a real house. starter house for him is usually a second/third house for mid-age couples.

    Nice going Fona. makes me want to push harder on getting my cabin house going.

    Imagine if you didn't advance and was still in moms spare room?
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  19. #19
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor yep definitely pinball and a big teevee and kegerator

    LOL at Kegerator.

    shit, just have pony kegs on tap

    anyways, stick to the basics for now, Fona. women hate it when men are having to much fun. ease into these things
  20. #20
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by jerryb I've learned the hard way to never fix peoples shit. And never build on someones property. I know 2 guys that divorced and didn't get shit because they built houses on the gals parents property.

    And the women were planning it the entire time while playing the victim at the end
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